It's All About Me/Quotes

"In the end, the only thing that matters to you, is you and the only thing that matters to me, is me."

—Andrew Ryan, BioShock (series)

Black Mage: "If you think about it, I'm the victim here."
Thief: "How?"
Black Mage: "I didn't get what I wanted."

—8-Bit Theater

"You think the world revolves around you but it doesn't, so you sit and spin
Baby, someone is crazy and it's you."

—Jonathan Coulton, "Someone Is Crazy"

The moment is so fleeting
But our talent is so vast
The so-called stars are hopelessly outclassed

—Commentary! The Musical, "All About Me"

Fry: Bender! This has nothing to do with you!
Bender: That's impossible!

—Futurama

"No! It's all about you! Because that's all you care about! You talk about being a man, but if you can turn your back on us after everything we've been through, you're nothing but a spoiled child!"

—Robin, Teen Titans

"Can't you stop talking about yourself for one second, Alex?"

—Jenna, Golden Sun: The Lost Age

Anthony Marston: I've just been thinking--John and Lucy Combes. Must have been a couple of kids I ran over near Cambridge. Beastly bad luck.
Judge Wargrave: For them, or for you?
Anthony Marston: Well, I was thinking--for me--but of course, you're right, sir, it was damned bad luck on them. Of course it was pure accident. ... I had my license endorsed for a year. Beastly nuisance..

—And Then There Were None

"Hego, can we focus here? ON ME!"

—Mego, Kim Possible

"All I wanted to do was make everything better for me! All you had to do was solve a couple hundred simple tests for a few years. And you couldn't even let me have that, could you?"

—Wheatley, Portal 2

Chopin: Unrelated, we are both on the cover of "Enormous Ego" this week.
Liszt: Only this week?

—Hark! A Vagrant, "Chopin and Liszt"

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