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One of the reviews of TEEN FORTRESS 2 proposed a "MarissaTheWriter Drinking Game":

PLAY THE MARISSATHEWRITER DRINKING GAME!

Take a drink when:

1) 'lolling' is used as a verb.

2) the main characters' names are misspelled in the most ridiculous way possible.

3) the chapter number is incorrect (i.e. chapter fife and sex)

4) Marissa misspells her own name.

I guarantee you will die of alcohol poisoning before you finish this chapter.

Several additional points were added since the review:

5) nouns or adjectives are used as verbs (britished, russianed, happied);

6) anytime someone "o-mouthed";

7) INEXPLICABLE PLOT TWIST TIME;

8) Characters talk in text speak;

9) When she says 'feces' instead of face.

• The Half World came up with its own version:

Play the It’s My Life/Teen Fortress 2 drinking game! Take a drink every time Marissa’s name is spelled wrong. Take a drink every time MarissaTheWriter types “… CHARACTER NAME!” Take a drink every time a noun or adjective is used as a verb (“britished”, “russianed”, “texased” “happied”, etc.). Take a drink every time someone is “lolling” or “o-mouth”ing. Take a drink every time someone is using “drugs an beer”. Take a drink every time MarissaTheWriter types “feces” instead of “faces” or “face”. Take a drink every time there’s a random cameo (Gordon Freeman and his wife Alex What Ever, Gas, the zomboys from Dead Space, etc.). You’ll be dead by the end of the fic. Guaranteed. Works every time.

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