Joey Styles/YMMV

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    • The time in ECW when two fans held up signs denouncing Joey and his commentary partner Joel Gertner, claiming they were no Mike Tenay or Larry Zybysko. Unfortunately, they couldn't spell Zybysko's name properly, and Joey unloaded on them:

First of all, I think I speak for Joel [Gertner] and myself, that we're thankful we'll never be Mike Tenay and Larry Zybysko. Why don't you go sell whatever decrepit little motor home you live in, trade it in for a $.50 wrestling magazine and figure out how to spell his name? See, I remember you; you're the illiterate moron who spelled it wrong last time, six months ago. You're the best argument for not sending my kids to a public school I have ever seen!

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  • Harsher in Hindsight --> Dude, Not Funny: During a match featuring Mike Awesome against Masato Tanaka, Joey (who had a massive grudge against Awesome for leavign ECW for WCW), dives from the ring onto Tanaka on the outside. Styles, doing commentary, goes, "Suicide dive by Mike Awesome, and it's a shame he didn't succeed in taking his own life!" Mike Awesome hanged himself in 2007.