Joker Immunity/Quotes

I hate this. Whenever we jail him, I think, "Please, God, just keep him there." Then he escapes, and we all sit around hoping he won't do anything too awful this time

— Commissioner James Gordon, The Killing Joke (Deluxe edition)

I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed, but remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed.

—"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Yoda"

I am very difficult to kill. You should already know that.

—Davros, Doctor Who, "Resurrection of the Daleks'

They survived. They always survive, while I lose everything.

—The Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who, "Daleks in Manhattan"

We al-ways sur-vive!

—Dalek Thay, Doctor Who, "Evolution of the Daleks"

Oh who cares? I've been blown up, thrown down smokestacks, fed to sharks; I'm the Joker! I always survive!

—The Joker, Batman the Brave And The Bold

The Joker: Quick, the cure! Oh, what are you waiting for, come on! I killed your girlfriend, poisoned Gotham and hell, haha, it's not even breakfast! But so what? We all know you'll save me.

Batman: Every decision you've ever made ends with death and misery. People die. I stop you. You'll just break out and do it again.

The Joker: Think of it as a running GAG!

—Batman: Arkham City

Bruce, I forgive you for not saving me. But why? Why on God's earth is he still alive?

—Jason Todd, Batman: Under the Red Hood

I'll be back! I always come back!

—Chucky, |Bride of Chucky