Last-Second Word Swap/Quotes

I like a man with a big...vocabulary.

—April May, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

Shirley: "What is going on?"
Troy: "We're trying to get Jeff ready for the fi-iiiiiii.... iiiighhhh... t." (whispers) "I couldn't think of another word."

Jeff: "Idiot. He meant we were figh- ...ting. It is hard to think of another word."

—Community, Comparative Religion

Lindsay: "If you say no, you're just gonna drive him to Ann."
George Michael: "Hey Dad, could you drive me to Ann's?"

Michael: "Nnnnn YES!"

—Arrested Development