Madness Combat/Funny

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  • Deimos sneaks up on Sanford and tries to freak him out with a Mook's mask. Sanford's not impressed, and he gets slapped for it.
  • Sanford and Deimos clothes shopping while agents prepare to breach the store they're in, and Sanford's response to Deimos' new outfit.
  • "YOU DO NOT KILL CLOWN! CLOWN KILLS YOU!", followed by Tricky's super happy smile. Awwww.
  • The ending of Apotheosis. Everyone dies but Tricky, who surveys the scene. Then, he just shrugs and puts a record on, and guess which one? The Chicken Dance from the very first Madness Combat.
  • Well into Madness Combat 5.5, Deimos and Sanford find themselves being hit by a massive wave from the Improbability Drive. Despite the ensuing carnage and Tricky involved, there are several funny moments, including when Tricky bounces like a high-powered superball, followed by a long Zerg Rush of Elite Mooks where Sanford wields two swords at once! Reason why it's funny? Deimos kicks back and has a cigarette, watching the battle.
  • Incident 001A: Why yes, Hank, a huge-ass MAG Agent will blend!!

" OMG. OMG. OMG!"

    • SATISFACTORY.
  • HELLO AGAIN!
    • NO! NO! NO!!
      • YES! YES! YES!
  • In Abrogation, Sanford and Hank play rock-paper-scissors to see who will go into the building first. Hank loses to Sanford and has to go first.