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{{quote|Thief: ''Take a closer look at that contract.''

[[Black Mage]]: ''What, you mean this part here? Ahem "Satisfacion.guaranteed, or your treasure back"?''

Black Mage: ''What, you mean this part here? Ahem "Satisfacion.guaranteed, or your treasure back"?''

Thief: ''Yes. Now '''really'' concentrate on that line. See that harmless dot of ink between satisfaction and guaranteed?''

[[Black Mage]]: ''Barely... '''what the''' --!" You magnificent '''bastard!'''''

Black Mage: ''Barely... '''what the''' --!" You magnificent '''bastard!'''''

Thief: ''I invented it. It's called "super ultra fine print". I own the copyright, you owe me a quarter just for '''reading''' it!''

[[8-~~Bit Theater|Eight~~ Bit Theater]], [http://www.nuklearpower.com/2002/10/08/episode-201-does-he-work-for-best-buyin-memory-of-jesse-james-schosek-and-nathan-larkins-we-will-miss-you/\] }}

|''[[8-Bit Theater]]'', [http://www.nuklearpower.com/2002/10/08/episode-201-does-he-work-for-best-buyin-memory-of-jesse-james-schosek-and-nathan-larkins-we-will-miss-you/ here] }}

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* Captain Snow from [[Archipelago]]. Interestingly, he manages to blend this with [[Complete Monster]] and ''still'' be likable.