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{{quote|''"About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
{{quote|''"About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by''
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
''And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye''
'See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
''{{'}}See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built''
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.'"''|'''Bryan Bowers''', ''The Scotsman''}}
''I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.'"''
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{{quote|''"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? On a good day, lipstick."''|'''[[Craig Ferguson]]'''}}
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{{quote|'''Commander Badass:''' What, a kilt? It's th' manliest way t' be pantsless.
{{quote|'''Commander Badass:''' What, a kilt? It's th' manliest way t' be pantsless.
'''Jared:''' I always thought the manliest way to be pantsless was watching football on your couch in your underwear.
'''Jared:''' I always thought the manliest way to be pantsless was watching football on your couch in your underwear.
'''Commander Badass:''' See, now yer assumin' that I wear underwear.|''[[Manly Guys Doing Manly Things]]''}}
'''Commander Badass:''' See, now yer assumin' that I wear underwear.
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Latest revision as of 18:17, 1 May 2024

"About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
‍'‍See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.'"

—Bryan Bowers, The Scotsman
"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? On a good day, lipstick."
—Craig Ferguson
"A lot of people ask me 'Is anything worn under your kilt?'. I say 'No, nothing's worn. Everything's in fine, working order.'."
—Mike Myers, at the AFI Lifetime Achievement award ceremony for Sean Connery

Commander Badass: What, a kilt? It's th' manliest way t' be pantsless.
Jared: I always thought the manliest way to be pantsless was watching football on your couch in your underwear.
Commander Badass: See, now yer assumin' that I wear underwear.

—Manly Guys Doing Manly Things
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