Men in Black II/Funny

From the second film, K shoots Jeebs's head off.

J: (smiling) You're back.
K: No.
J: Then how did you know that his head would grow back?
K: (disappointed) It grows back?

The Michael Jackson cameo. "I could be Agent M!"
Jay's and Kay's exchange on the inflatable "auto-pilot" of their vehicle.

Kay: Does that come standard?
Jay: Actually it came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over.

The infamous scene at the start of the second film where Serleena devours a man whole, if sheerly for how unexpected it was that it would actually show.
- What really sells the scene is how mannequin-ish Serleena is while letting the rapist drag her into the bushes, barely registering any sort of expression. Then she comes hobbling out with the deadweight, like she was white trash or something...
The mind wiped Kay follows in Jay's footsteps from the first film and is utterly bewildered by MIB HQ. Much like Jay, he curiously pokes at a small floating sphere. While Jay poked a super bouncy ball of chaos, Kay happens to have stumbled upon a tiny planet. Presumably they're okay, though.
- Don't forget the larger Bottle City in the locker, which has evolved to the level of adult entertainment.
Jay telling Kay why he can't drive the new car:

Jay: Wait, what are you doing?
Kay: I always do the driving.
Jay: Oh, no...
Kay: I remember that.
Jay: No, what you remember is that you used to drive that old busted junker. See, I drive the new hotness.
[Jay points at Kay]
Jay: Old and busted.
[Points at himself]
Jay: New hotness.
[[[Beat]], then Jay grudgingly hands over the keys]
Jay: (Grumbling under his breath) Old, busted hotness...

After J defeats Jarra, he finds himself in a pile of plastic tubes... which he awkwardly tries to flop out of as the launch timer is counting down.

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