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** A smaller, but no less funny moment happens during the second half of the beat down, where he socks Raiden so hard he skids across the metal floor they are fighting on his metallic jaw, which results in Raiden hurriedly getting up, trying to wave away the heat from his now glowing white jawline.
** A smaller, but no less funny moment happens during the second half of the beat down, where he socks Raiden so hard he skids across the metal floor they are fighting on his metallic jaw, which results in Raiden hurriedly getting up, trying to wave away the heat from his now glowing white jawline.
* Hell, even Armstrong's [[Motive Rant]] {{spoiler|his real one}} is funny as hell, if for no other reason than the sheer amount of [[Cluster F Bomb]]ing he does while making Raiden his bitch.
* Hell, even Armstrong's [[Motive Rant]] {{spoiler|his real one}} is funny as hell, if for no other reason than the sheer amount of [[Cluster F Bomb]]ing he does while making Raiden his bitch.
*:{{quote|"'I have a dream.' That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit. They'll make America great again! [...] In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. Not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!"}}
{{quote|"'I have a dream.' That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit. They'll make America great again! [...] In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. Not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!"}}
** This has a mini moment of hilarity at the beginning, with Raiden's [[Flat What]] over how the beginning of the speech obviously sounded like the beginning of Martin Luther King's speech.
** This has a mini moment of hilarity at the beginning, with Raiden's [[Flat What]] over how the beginning of the speech obviously sounded like the beginning of Martin Luther King's speech.


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