Mike, Lu & Og/Funny

From "The Good Ship Bad".

Mike: A vintage Action Cola can! Complete with contest rules and a worded disclaimer about how no one can win!

In "Flustering Footwear Flotsam", Margery begins making "shoe portraits" and desperately wants Mike's red shoe to finish a potrait of the island's founder.

Margery: Hello, Mike! Why don't you take off your shoe and stay awhile? Or not stay a while; just take off your shoe.

- And later...

Margery: Can I have a shoe...a word with you?

- Also, Og dancing uncontrollably in tap shoes.
- Mike in therapy with Queeks, stating that she's been wearing the same pair of shoes since she came to the island (and they're smelly enough to prove it).

Queeks: ACK!!! YOU KEEP YOURS ON!!!

- The whole episode, really.
Mike worrying about the volcano erupting, admitting that she never saw a PG movie.
- Followed shortly soon after by a Big "What?" when Lu tells her that the volcano's activity is a time for celebration rather than fear.
In one episode, Margery is cooking something that requires her wearing a welding helmet and eventually a radiation protection suit. Talk about Lethal Chef.
"WHO'S DA GIRL! WHO'S DA GIIIIIRL!!!"
In "The Three Amigas", Lu sees the newly-befrended Mike and Hermione wearing "nose bones". Lu shows up with a bone through her nose too in order to fit in. However, Mike and Hermione reveal that their bones are actually clip-ons. Lu on the other hand...

Lu: Does it hurt?

In "The Great Snipe Hunt", Margery is cooking a "pea cake" for Og's birthday. Mike questions that it should be a carrot cake. Margery's response?

Margery: Carrots? In a cake?

In "Giant Steps", Mike is terrified beyond compare at the sight of a spider. Said spider turns out to be a baby spider (complete with pacifier).
From "Sultans Of Swat"

Wendell: Can one eat the ball when one is finished?
Margery: Indeed.

In "A Learning Experience", Mike gets ready for her first day of school on the island.

Alfred: Are you ready for school, Mike?
Mike: Yep. I've got pencils, a backpack, and a new protractor.
Alfred: That's nice, dear. But, are you ready for school?

- That joke then makes sense about a minute later, when we find out what exactly is school there.
- Plus, when Og points out a "school crossing" on their way to school, Mike scoffs at the idea, saying there's nothing to watch out for. Once she steps onto the crossing, a stampede of elephants rushes by.

Mike: Safety first.

(pan down to reveal her foot sticking out of her torn shoe)

From "Hot Dog"

Og: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!

"The Big Game" has Mike's elephant rolling over. In the house!

Margery: Is he house-trained?

"Servant, bring the ocean to me."
A scene from "Fitness Fever" where Wendell is examining himself in the mirror contemplating "You are da man".
Any scene with the pirate captain and his pink bunny puppet.

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