Mission Hill/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • The Republican Vampire: "I follow Marilyn Manson, but I obey Rush Lim-baugh!"
    • It's been almost a decade, but I still crack up at Gus explaining how he got the knife in his head ("Some punk attacked me on the bridge; threw him over"). It's the complete deadpan and dismissive way he explains it.
    • "A happy little tree! A HAPPY LITTLE TREE!"
  • The defense attorney for Griff and C-Dog is hilariously biased against them. After declining to cross-examine the witness at all, he delivers this closing statement:

"Attempted murder?" Ha! I put forth that if these two ruthless thugs had wanted to kill this young man, he'd be dead. I mean look at them, they're scum.

  • Ron's freak-out when Kevin tells him that his car got wrecked ("Ooh, you blockhead! I keel you whole family!") and the end when Ron runs into the Plexiglass barrier and knocks himself out.
  • Posie is about to learn the secret of inner peace when the sound of Andy dragging the gate he's been handcuffed to (It Makes Sense in Context) is starting to snap her out of her trance. Her spirit guide finally gets fed up with trying to explain it, and rips off the sheet before it cuts back to the real world. Inner peace looked suspiciously like Ronald McDonald.