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* The title character of ''[[My Lovely Ghost Kana]]'' has discovered she can produce [[Ghostly Chill]] '''to cool cans of beer''' by tucking them into her cleavage for a minute or so. Her living boyfriend notices that area isn't especially cold at other times.
* The title character of ''[[My Lovely Ghost Kana]]'' has discovered she can produce [[Ghostly Chill]] '''to cool cans of beer''' by tucking them into her cleavage for a minute or so. Her living boyfriend notices that area isn't especially cold at other times.
* In the [[Beach Episode]] of ''[[A Certain Scientific Railgun]]'', Mikoto Misaka (the third-most-powerful esper in a city of two million people) uses her electrokinetic powers to... cook rice. By induction. It requires her complete concentration so that the rice doesn't boil over.
* In the [[Beach Episode]] of ''[[A Certain Scientific Railgun]]'', Mikoto Misaka (the third-most-powerful esper in a city of two million people) uses her electrokinetic powers to... cook rice. By induction. It requires her complete concentration so that the rice doesn't boil over.

== Card Games ==
* The ''[[Ninja Burger]]'' series has the deliverymen use their elite ninja skills to... deliver food. However, they need every bit of it.




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== Stand Up Comedy ==
== Recorded and Stand Up Comedy ==
* [[Ross Noble]] once joked about using laser eye-beams to heat soup.
* [[Ross Noble]] once joked about using laser eye-beams to heat soup.




== Tabletop RPG ==
== Tabletop Games ==
* The [[Humongous Mecha|BattleMechs]] of ''[[BattleTech]]''. Mechs equipped with hands can be used in combat engineering and light construction duties, a high-power 6 ton military laser can be toned down for welding, and long ranged missiles can be used for clearing areas for civilian use.
* The [[Humongous Mecha|BattleMechs]] of ''[[BattleTech]]''. Mechs equipped with hands can be used in combat engineering and light construction duties, a high-power 6 ton military laser can be toned down for welding, and long ranged missiles can be used for clearing areas for civilian use.
** Since [[Industrial Mechs]] exist in the universe, with civilian standard equipment, using the military grade stuff in this way is probably a bit overkill (and likely to attract the wrong kind of attention). That being said, a recent rule book has stats for turning a short range missile launcher into a harpoon launcher. ''For Space Whaling''.
** Since [[Industrial Mechs]] exist in the universe, with civilian standard equipment, using the military grade stuff in this way is probably a bit overkill (and likely to attract the wrong kind of attention). That being said, a recent rule book has stats for turning a short range missile launcher into a harpoon launcher. ''For Space Whaling''.
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{{quote|When you're safe in your own haven, surrounded by furniture you've built yourself — that's Metamorphosis. Right now, I'm into working with lots of different materials. [[Dead Baby Comedy|Children's bones are very malleable]], but they don't bear much weight, [[Crosses the Line Twice|so you have to use a lot of them]]. I'm very happy with this fainting couch I just finished; it cries when you sit on it, but I'll show it to you if you like.|Ahriman Berney-Scott, feng shui enthusiast}}
{{quote|When you're safe in your own haven, surrounded by furniture you've built yourself — that's Metamorphosis. Right now, I'm into working with lots of different materials. [[Dead Baby Comedy|Children's bones are very malleable]], but they don't bear much weight, [[Crosses the Line Twice|so you have to use a lot of them]]. I'm very happy with this fainting couch I just finished; it cries when you sit on it, but I'll show it to you if you like.|Ahriman Berney-Scott, feng shui enthusiast}}
* Mostly averted in ''[[Star Wars]]'' (it takes itself more seriously than the movies).
* Mostly averted in ''[[Star Wars]]'' (it takes itself more seriously than the movies).
* The ''[[Ninja Burger]]'' series has the deliverymen use their elite ninja skills to... deliver food. However, they need every bit of it.