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{{quote|''The very thought of fifty-three virgins is a'' nightmare! ''Give me two'' fire-breathing whores! ''Any day of the week!'' |'''Billy Connolly'''}}
{{quote|''The very thought of fifty-three virgins is a'' nightmare! ''Give me two'' fire-breathing whores! ''Any day of the week!'' |'''Billy Connolly'''}}


{{quote|''Monogamy is for the weak!''|'''Marena''', [[Keychain of Creation]]}}
{{quote|''Monogamy is for the weak!''|'''Marena''', ''[[Keychain of Creation]]''}}


{{quote|''I want a girl who likes to play dirty games''<br />
{{quote|''I want a girl who likes to play dirty games''
''She begs me to spank her and call her filthy names''<br />
''She begs me to spank her and call her filthy names''
''And when she gets tired, I let her have a turn on me''<br />
''And when she gets tired, I let her have a turn on me''
''She teases me with her peek-a-boo crotch 'cause she's got me all tied up''<br />
''She teases me with her peek-a-boo crotch 'cause she's got me all tied up''
''[[Trope Codifier|Monogamous Slut]]... oh I want one for myself''<br />
''[[Trope Codifier|Monogamous Slut]]... oh I want one for myself''
''[[Trope Codifier|Monogamous Slut]]... and there will be nobody else''|'''[[Indigo Etheridge]]''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWDwx5lN3xI "Monogamous Slut"]}}
''[[Trope Codifier|Monogamous Slut]]... and there will be nobody else''|'''[[Indigo Etheridge]]''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}qWDwx5lN3xI "Monogamous Slut"]}}


{{quote|''The more men you've been with, the more I love you''|'''Winston Smith''', ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]''}}
{{quote|''The more men you've been with, the more I love you''|'''Winston Smith''', ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]''}}
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{{quote|''I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again?'' |'''Dr. Girlfriend''', ''[[The Venture Brothers]]''}}
{{quote|''I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again?'' |'''Dr. Girlfriend''', ''[[The Venture Brothers]]''}}


{{quote|Wife: "Honey, I slept with Isaac Asimov!"<br />
{{quote|Wife: "Honey, I slept with Isaac Asimov!"
Husband: "My wife slept with Isaac Asimov!"<br />
Husband: "My wife slept with Isaac Asimov!"
Commentor: "Your relative has lived my dream!"|'''Bad Ass Ancestors/Relatives thread''', ''[[TV Tropes]]''
Commentor: "Your relative has lived my dream!"|'''Bad Ass Ancestors/Relatives thread''', ''[[TV Tropes]]''}}
}}


{{quote|''Marriage is only possible for me if it's an [[Ethical Slut|open marriage]]. A building situation where each helps the other grow. I've [[Mrs. Robinson|been dating younger men]] because they still have that spontaneity and creativity. But I haven't found anyone yet to have an open marriage with.''|'''Suzy Chaffee''' }}

{{quote|''I've been with more than you can count on one hand, but less than you can count on two. But I will say, if I could do it all over again, I would have been the biggest slut. I wish I could tell you I was in double or triple digits.''|'''Cindy Margolis''' }}

{{quote|''Wouldn't it be nice to be like men and get notches on your belt and sleep with most attractive men and not get emotionally involved?''|[[Marilyn Monroe]]'' }}

{{quote|''And hey, you can keep seeing my whore wife.''|'''James Reynolds''', ''[[Hamilton]]'', "Say No To This" }}
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Latest revision as of 14:58, 7 April 2017


The very thought of fifty-three virgins is a nightmare! Give me two fire-breathing whores! Any day of the week!
Billy Connolly
Monogamy is for the weak!

I want a girl who likes to play dirty games
She begs me to spank her and call her filthy names
And when she gets tired, I let her have a turn on me
She teases me with her peek-a-boo crotch 'cause she's got me all tied up
Monogamous Slut... oh I want one for myself

Monogamous Slut... and there will be nobody else
The more men you've been with, the more I love you
Winston Smith, Nineteen Eighty-Four
I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again?
Dr. Girlfriend, The Venture Brothers

Wife: "Honey, I slept with Isaac Asimov!"
Husband: "My wife slept with Isaac Asimov!"

Commentor: "Your relative has lived my dream!"
Bad Ass Ancestors/Relatives thread, TV Tropes
Marriage is only possible for me if it's an open marriage. A building situation where each helps the other grow. I've been dating younger men because they still have that spontaneity and creativity. But I haven't found anyone yet to have an open marriage with.
Suzy Chaffee
I've been with more than you can count on one hand, but less than you can count on two. But I will say, if I could do it all over again, I would have been the biggest slut. I wish I could tell you I was in double or triple digits.
Cindy Margolis
Wouldn't it be nice to be like men and get notches on your belt and sleep with most attractive men and not get emotionally involved?
And hey, you can keep seeing my whore wife.
James Reynolds, Hamilton, "Say No To This"