My Girl Is a Slut/Quotes

The very thought of fifty-three virgins is a nightmare! Give me two fire-breathing whores! Any day of the week!

—Billy Connolly

Monogamy is for the weak!

—Marena, Keychain of Creation

I want a girl who likes to play dirty games

She begs me to spank her and call her filthy names

And when she gets tired, I let her have a turn on me

She teases me with her peek-a-boo crotch 'cause she's got me all tied up

Monogamous Slut... oh I want one for myself

Monogamous Slut... and there will be nobody else

The more men you've been with, the more I love you

—Winston Smith, Nineteen Eighty-Four

I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again?

—Dr. Girlfriend, The Venture Brothers

Wife: "Honey, I slept with Isaac Asimov!"

Husband: "My wife slept with Isaac Asimov!"

Commentor: "Your relative has lived my dream!"

—Bad Ass Ancestors/Relatives thread, TV Tropes