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The very thought of fifty-three virgins is a nightmare! Give me two fire-breathing whores! Any day of the week! —Billy Connolly

Monogamy is for the weak! —Marena, Keychain of Creation

I want a girl who likes to play dirty games She begs me to spank her and call her filthy names And when she gets tired, I let her have a turn on me She teases me with her peek-a-boo crotch 'cause she's got me all tied up Monogamous Slut... oh I want one for myself Monogamous Slut... and there will be nobody else

The more men you've been with, the more I love you —Winston Smith, Nineteen Eighty-Four

I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again? —Dr. Girlfriend, The Venture Brothers

Wife: "Honey, I slept with Isaac Asimov!" Husband: "My wife slept with Isaac Asimov!" Commentor: "Your relative has lived my dream!" —Bad Ass Ancestors/Relatives thread, TV Tropes