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• In "Absolution," Marty tries to score some chicks in a park by getting Kensi to pretend she's breaking up with him. It doesn't work.

Kensi (to Marty): You cheated on me! Beat. Kensi: With my brother!

• Discussing personally important items, Hetty brings up a Noodle Incident.

Hetty: Ah, memories. I still mourn the loss of my most prized possession. Traces of it are still embedded in the asphalt along a quarter mile stretch of the Circuit De Monaco in Monte Carlo. I don't even think it was the most expensive thing I ever owned, but it certainly was the fastest.

• In "Familia" Hettie walks into a bar somewhere in Prague and kills two men.

Hetty: Oh, Bugger.

• Near the end of "Honor".
• G and Sam's interaction with a surviving drug cartel gangster, who was pretty nice to them in "Greed".
  • Also Hetty insisting to G and Sam that they ought to try the waltz. They refuse for obvious reasons. Some people may have a good time doing this by writing slash fics of them.
  • The assassin for the drug cartel is found dead. Turned out he decided to "try" some of the coke. He snorted uranium.
• In "The Debt," Deeks is in Lieutenant Bates' office, copying files off his laptop, when Bates approaches and he's forced to escape out the window. Then Bates calls him from inside the office.

Bates: You're in trouble. Deeks: (on the window ledge, about eight stories up) I gotta be honest, given the circumstances, I think you're gonna have to be a little more specific.

• In "Patriot Acts", Nell and Kensi had a Girl's Night Out, the nature of which is not revealed until the end, when Nell tells Eric that they went to a monster truck rally. Hetty's reaction?

I'm surprised I didn't run into them.

• Deeks has been butting heads with Hetty for most of the episode because NCIS is requiring all officers to take a training course of their choice. Deeks picks a target identification course. He shoots two "bad guy" posters and doesn't shoot one "noncombatant" poster. Then a poster of Hetty shows up and Deeks drills it in the forehead.

Deeks: Um, oops. (fade to black) Hetty: Cheeky bastard.

• Hetty suggests that Deeks (with Kensi) were attacked by SVR sleeper agents because of the Fanny pack he wore around his waist. Deeks doesn't take that answer very seriously.