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Why. Do people. Never! Just! Die!?! I mean come on! Seriously here! Who's writing this!?!

—Nick Arson, Tales of Galismera

It's over, it's done with, and luckily
You planned each potential contingency
You blinded his eyes temporarily
You drove that knife through his chest cavity
You shot him in every extremity
You forced him right off of the balcony
There's no way in hell that he'd possibly
Get up and walk right off your property
(That stuff only happens on the TV)

—Goldentusk, Halloween theme

All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

—Rule 13 of the Evil Overlord List

The Chosen One: Master! I thought you were dead!
Master Tang: No, I only did this:
Tang drops his head on the ground as if he's dead.
Master Tang: That does not mean a person is dead.

—Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

Oh... Okay! I escaped, then! Brilliant! Love it when I do that.

—The Doctor, Doctor Who, who is Not Quite Dead after heroically sacrificing himself by driving the Applied Phlebotinum into a massive explosion.

Ajay: Kane never would've done this!
Kilian: Kane. Is. Dead.
(one mission later)
Kane: Once again, the world is quick to bury me...

—Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars

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-{{quote|Why. Do people. ''[[This Is Sparta|Never! Just!]]'' '''[[This Is Sparta|Die!?!]]''' I mean come on! Seriously here! [[Who Writes This Crap|Who's writing this!?!]]|''Nick Arson'', ''Tales of Galismera''}}
+{{quote|Why. Do people. ''[[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|Never! Just!]]'' '''[[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|Die!?!]]''' I mean come on! Seriously here! [[Who Writes This Crap?|Who's writing this!?!]]|''Nick Arson'', ''Tales of Galismera''}}
-{{quote|It's over, it's done with, and luckily<br />
+{{quote|It's over, it's done with, and luckily
-You planned each potential contingency<br />
+You planned each potential contingency
-You blinded his eyes temporarily<br />
+You blinded his eyes temporarily
-You drove that knife through his chest cavity<br />
+You drove that knife through his chest cavity
-You shot him in every extremity<br />
+You shot him in every extremity
-You forced him right off of the balcony<br />
+You forced him right off of the balcony
-There's no way in hell that he'd possibly <br />
+There's no way in hell that he'd possibly
-Get up and walk right off your property<br />
+Get up and walk right off your property
-(That stuff only happens on the TV)|'''Goldentusk''', ''[[Halloween (Film)|Halloween]]'' [[With Lyrics|theme]]}}
+(That stuff only happens on the TV)
+|'''Goldentusk''', ''[[Halloween (film)|Halloween]]'' [[With Lyrics|theme]]}}
 {{quote|''All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.''|Rule 13 of the [[Evil Overlord List]]}}
-{{quote|'''The Chosen One:''' Master! I thought you were dead!<br />
+{{quote|'''The Chosen One:''' Master! I thought you were dead!
-'''Master Tang:''' No, I only did this:<br />
+'''Master Tang:''' No, I only did this:
-''Tang drops his head on the ground as if he's dead.''<br />
+''Tang drops his head on the ground as if he's dead.''
-'''Master Tang:''' That does not mean a person is dead.|''[[Kung Pow]]: Enter the Fist''}}
+'''Master Tang:''' That does not mean a person is dead.
+|''[[Kung Pow! Enter the Fist]]''}}
-{{quote|''Oh... Okay! I escaped, then! Brilliant! Love it when I do that.''|'''The Doctor''', ''[[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]]'', who is [[Not Quite Dead]] {{spoiler|after [[Heroic Sacrifice|heroically sacrificing himself]] by driving the [[Applied Phlebotinum]] [[No One Could Survive That|into a massive explosion]].}}}}
+{{quote|''Oh... Okay! I escaped, then! Brilliant! Love it when I do that.''|'''The Doctor''', ''[[Doctor Who]]'', who is [[Not Quite Dead]] {{spoiler|after [[Heroic Sacrifice|heroically sacrificing himself]] by driving the [[Applied Phlebotinum]] [[No One Could Survive That|into a massive explosion]].}}}}
-{{quote|'''Ajay:''' Kane never would've done this!<br />
+{{quote|'''Ajay:''' Kane never would've done this!
-'''Kilian:''' ''Kane. Is. '''Dead.'''''<br />
+'''Kilian:''' ''Kane. Is. '''Dead.'''''
-''(one mission later)''<br />
+''(one mission later)''
-'''Kane:''' Once again, the world is quick to bury me...|''[[Command and Conquer Tiberium Wars (Video Game)|Command and Conquer Tiberium Wars]]''}}
+'''Kane:''' Once again, the world is quick to bury me...
+|''[[Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars]]''}}
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