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== Advertising ==

== [[Advertising]] ==

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_8hkdZkF7Q ~~This~~ PSA ~~commercial~~]; Vince the Crash Test Dummy is glad they're testing cars with airbags, because it won't result in him hitting the windshield face-first as much, not realizing Larry is trying to tell him they're testing for side collisions. "Now you tell me," groans Vince.

* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_8hkdZkF7Q this PSA], Vince the Crash Test Dummy is glad they're testing cars with airbags, because it won't result in him hitting the windshield face-first as much, not realizing Larry is trying to tell him they're testing for side collisions. "Now you tell me," groans Vince.

== Anime and Manga ==

== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==

* A rather non-comedic use of this trope (or perhaps a [[Black Comedy]] use) shows up in ''[[Ranma ½]]''. [[Sink or Swim Mentor|Genma Saotome]] doesn't read the next page of the training manual detailing the [[Harmful to Minors|Neko-ken]], which says that the technique is [[Useless Useful Spell|impressive sounding, but non-functional]], until after he's already trained his six-year-old son Ranma in it. Oh, and it isn't just useless, it causes [[Harmful to Minors|permanent mental damage]] to the trainee, afflicting them with a permanent and deeply rooted [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?|phobia of cats]].

* ''[[The Slayers]]'' uses this when the gang is hunting through a dungeon of some sort. Lina is reading warnings out of a book, and Gourry keeps picking up on the first half of the warning instead of the whole. The first warning is something like "Pressing the button... is something you should not do." For the second, Gourry doesn't press the button, but the warning is something like "Don't walk past without pressing the button."

* Happens a lot in ''[[Shukufuku no Campanella]]''. Salsa will do something, and Ritos will tell her about a certain hazard too late for her to avoid it. Salsa shouts the trope name, which then brings [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress]] into things.

* This was a [[Running Gag]] with Vivi in the Alabasta arc of [[One Piece]], as she forgets to tell the party certain things at critical moments, like not mentioning what Mr. 2 looks like until after he leaves the ship.

* This was a [[Running Gag]] with Vivi in the Alabasta arc of ''[[One Piece]]'', as she forgets to tell the party certain things at critical moments, like not mentioning what Mr. 2 looks like until after he leaves the ship.

== ~~Film~~ ==

== [[Fan Works]] ==

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* Although not seen in the actual show, as the page quote illustrates, it was used quite effectively in ''[[Avatar: The Abridged Series]]'' where Gyastso warns Aang not to freeze himself in a [[Human Popsicle|block of ice]].

== [[Film]] ==

* ''[[Death Becomes Her]]''.

{{quote|'''Madeline Ashton:''' Bottoms up! ''(drinks potion)''

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* ''[[We Were Soldiers]]'': [[Colonel Badass|Moore]] puts out a call to his helicopter crews that the LZ is hot. Crandall, the lead pilot, receives the message at roughly the same time that bullets start pinging off his Huey's airframe.

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== [[Literature]] ==

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* ''[[The Dresden Files]]'' has Harry go to a [[Our Vampires Are Different|Red Court]] party, where Harry meets Thomas, a White Court vamp. After drinks are served, Thomas quickly goes to Harry to tell him to not drink anything, as it's been spiked with Red Court venom. Thomas then looks at Harry's empty glass. "Oh." Harry, showing more sense than most, finds a potted plant and throws up into it. He still doesn't feel well, but the lower dose allows him to get better.

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== Literature ==

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* [[The Dresden Files]] has Harry go to a [[Our Vampires Are Different|Red Court]] party, where Harry meets Thomas, a White Court vamp. After drinks are served, Thomas quickly goes to Harry to tell him to not drink anything, as it's been spiked with Red Court venom. Thomas then looks at Harry's empty glass. "Oh." Harry, showing more sense than most, finds a potted plant and throws up into it. He still doesn't feel well, but the lower dose allows him to get better.

* The story "[[The Cold Equations]]" has a tragic example, when the stowaway learns that the penalty is {{spoiler|being [[Thrown Out the Airlock]] because the ship has no safety margin to accommodate her extra mass}}.

== [[Live-Action TV]] ==

== Television ==

* In the ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'' episode "Fear Itself", while the gang is attempting to stop the demon possessing a Halloween haunted house, Giles reads that "there are two ways of stopping the demon from being fully summoned. Destroying the mark of Gachnar--". Buffy promptly tears up the floorboards that the symbol is painted on. Giles continues "--is '''not''' one of them and will in fact bring forth the fear demon itself." Oops. {{spoiler|Of course, the demon in question is only six inches tall.}}

* Variation on ''[[Angel]]''. Cordelia is snooping around an empty house when she has a vision of being attacked by a big ugly demon. As she recovers from the headache, she turns around and finds herself face to face with the very same. "Real helpful!" * Concussion*

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'''Rimmer:''' Well, it couldn't have been that important, then. ''([[Star Trek Shake|ship shakes]])''

'''Holly:''' That's it, "Look out, an asteroid's about to hit us." }}

* In the classic ''[[Star Trek]]: ~~TOS~~'' episode "The Trouble With Tribbles", the seemingly uncontrollably reproducing Tribbles have just eaten the entire stock of a space station's supply of genetically engineered grain. Moments later, McCoy enters and shouts "I've got it! All we have to do is stop feeding them! If we stop feeding them, they won't reproduce!" A Tribble-covered Kirk replies "Now he tells me."

* In the classic ''[[Star Trek: The Original Series]]'' episode "The Trouble With Tribbles", the seemingly uncontrollably reproducing Tribbles have just eaten the entire stock of a space station's supply of genetically engineered grain. Moments later, McCoy enters and shouts "I've got it! All we have to do is stop feeding them! If we stop feeding them, they won't reproduce!" A Tribble-covered Kirk replies "Now he tells me."

* In ''[[Drake and Josh]]'', Helen lets Josh pet her hamster, but tells him too late that it bites.

* In a ''[[Sliders]]'' episode where the main characters end up in a world where magic is real. During the final fight, the [[Big Bad]] turns into a dragon and starts breathing fire, pinning the sliders and his reluctant assistant behind a table. She point to a sword on the wall and says that this is the only weapon that can kill the sorcerer. Cue Rembrandt running for the sword, only to utterly fail at moving it. He runs back, and she continues that only a [[Chosen One|Mallory]] can wield it. Rembrandt is visibly annoyed at the late warning.

* An episode of ''[[Full House]]'' has Stephanie taking a pretend drive in Joey's car. Thinking the "R" on the gearshift turns on the radio, she backs the car through the kitchen window. Joey later admits the radio doesn't work.

* [[A Muppet Family Christmas]] has a [[Running Gag]] about people entering Mrs. Bear's house being warned to be [[Mind Your Step|"Careful of the icy patch"]] ''after'' they've already fallen.

* ''[[A Muppet Family Christmas]]'' has a [[Running Gag]] about people entering Mrs. Bear's house being warned to be [[Mind Your Step|"Careful of the icy patch"]] ''after'' they've already fallen.

* In the ''[[Star Trek: Enterprise]]'' episode "Impulse", the crew finds an abandoned (except it isn't) Vulcan ship in an asteroid belt. After Reid and T'pol board it to investigate, Reid casually mentions that an entire Vulcan crew mysteriously went insane and killed each other while on an expedition to recover this very ship. Uh, yeah, Reid, maybe you could have mentioned that ''before'' you actually decided to board the ship, seeing as whatever ''caused'' them to go insane might be ''on'' it...

== Radio ==

== [[Radio]] ==

* ''[[The Goon Show]]'' episode "Dishonoured Again":

{{quote|'''Eccles:''' Land ahead!

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'''Eccles:''' I shoulda said dat sooner, shouldn't I? }}

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== [[Web Animation]] ==

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== Web Animation ==

* ''[[Red vs. Blue]]'': Church, having traveled back in time, leaves a recorded message of what not to do and the consequences if the others do it in an alien base. All of it happens right as he's speaking it, prompting Caboose to beg "Stop saying these things! Or at least... say them sooner." [[What an Idiot!|To the recording.]]

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== [[Video Games]] ==

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== Video Games ==

* Done quite subtly in ''[[Modern Warfare]] 2''.

{{quote|{{spoiler|'''Price:''' ''(over radio)'' "Ghost! Come in, this is Price! We're under attack by Shepherd's men at the boneyard! Soap, hold the left flank! Do not trust Shepherd! I say again, do not trust Shepherd! Soap, get down..!"}}}}

*** Of course, you learn this ''after'' {{spoiler|Shepherd and his men have shot Roach/you and Ghost, and are busy dousing you in gasoline and setting you on fire.}}

* In [[Mass Effect]], there's a side quest where you scan the Keepers, mysterious insectoid creatures that maintain the space station. As it turns out, {{spoiler|The Keepers were created by the [[Abusive Precursors]] and will let them come into Citadel space to destroy all organic life.}} If you complete the side quest, you get an email in the sequel that gives you this info two years after it would have been useful. But it does demonstrate that the Council is [[Too Dumb to Live]] and [[It's Up to You]].

* In ''[[Mass Effect]]'', there's a side quest where you scan the Keepers, mysterious insectoid creatures that maintain the space station. As it turns out, {{spoiler|The Keepers were created by the [[Abusive Precursors]] and will let them come into Citadel space to destroy all organic life.}} If you complete the side quest, you get an email in the sequel that gives you this info two years after it would have been useful. But it does demonstrate that the Council is [[Too Dumb to Live]] and [[It's Up to You]].

** In Legion's loyalty mission in [[Mass Effect]] 2 you are given the option to break into the heretic geth mainframe and release a high-energy signal pulse to rewrite them into accepting the beliefs of the true geth.

{{quote|'''Legion''': Alert: The energy pulse will be hazardous to unshielded organics. Addendum: The interior of this station is not shielded.

'''Shepard''': I really wish you'd told me that before. }}

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== [[Western Animation]] ==

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== Western Animation ==

* In ''[[Tiny Toon Adventures]]'', a boat collides with the shore and Plucky falls out onto the beach. Then Babs calls out, "Land ho!" leading Plucky to grumble, "Now she tells me."

* In ''[[Futurama]]'', Fry is sent to deliver a package to the Emperor of a desert planet. He drinks from the first bottle he sees when he arrives in the throne room, which turns out to be their emperor (the aliens are liquids). Thus, according to the culture's laws, he is appointed the new Emperor for having killed the previous one. The package he originally came to deliver is now ''for him'' so he opens it and finds a sign reading "don't drink the emperor", which he hangs next to dozens of the same sign in various alien languages.

* One of the ''[[Road Runner vs. Coyote]]'' cartoons sees Wile E. Coyote feeding the Road Runner a bunch of [[Acme Products|Acme]] Earthquake Pills. When this doesn't do anything to the Road Runner, Coyote swallows the rest of the pills in disgust. Only then does he notice the small print on the bottle: "Caution: Not Effective On Road Runners". At which point the Earthquake Pills start to take effect on Coyote with (of course) hilariously disastrous consequences.

* In ''[[The New Batman Adventures]]'' episode ''Joker's Millions'', Harley delivers this great line:

* In ''[[The New Batman Adventures]]'' episode "Joker's Millions", Harley delivers this great line:

{{quote|'''Joker:''' Didn't you get gas!

'''Harley:''' WE'RE BROKE, remember? What was I supposed to do? Fill the tank, shoot the guy, and drive away?!

'''Joker:''' Mmhmm.

'''Harley:''' * pause* ''NOW'' ya tell me! }}

'''Harley:''' *pause* ''NOW'' ya tell me! }}

* In the [[Christmas Special] ''[[Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer]]'', Yukon Cornelius bellows "Land ho!" the moment the protagonists' ice floe collides with an island. Hermie the elf then mutters, "No kidding."

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* Although not seen in the actual show, as the page quote illustrates, it was used quite effectively in [[Avatar: ~~The Last Airbender|Avatar]]: [[Avatar: The Abridged Series|~~The Abridged Series]] where Gyastso warns Aang not to freeze himself in a [[Human Popsicle|block of ice]].

== Real Life ==

== [[Real Life]] ==

* [[wikipedia:Shrink wrap contract|Shrink wrap contracts]], contracts that can only be read after opening the packaging of their product. Of course, if you decide not to agree to the contract, you can't return the product, because you just opened its packaging.

** These contracts are generally held to be unenforceable in the EU; in the US the issue is still debated. Either way, most places will still let you return the product if you disagree with the contract.