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'''Sten:''' Get used to disappointment. [[Defied Trope|People are not simple.]] They cannot be defined for easy reference in the manner of: 'the elves are a lithe, pointy-eared people who excel at poverty.' |''[[Dragon Age]]: Origins''}}
'''Sten:''' Get used to disappointment. [[Defied Trope|People are not simple.]] They cannot be defined for easy reference in the manner of: 'the elves are a lithe, pointy-eared people who excel at poverty.' |''[[Dragon Age]]: Origins''}}


{{quote|No one would suggest that a Klingon would be a good Ship's Counsellor or that a Berellian could be an Engineer, they're just not suited to those positions. By the same token I don't think an android is a good choice to be Captain. |'''Christopher Hobson''' ''[[Star Trek]]: The Next Generation, Redemption Part II''}}
{{quote|No one would suggest that a Klingon would be a good Ship's Counsellor or that a Berellian could be an Engineer, they're just not suited to those positions. By the same token I don't think an android is a good choice to be Captain. |'''Christopher Hobson''' ''[[Star Trek: The Next Generation]], Redemption Part II''}}


{{quote|The crew of the Enterprise discover a totally new lifeform which turns out to be a familiar old lifeform wearing a funny hat.|''[http://greenfield.fortunecity.com/twyford/480/wesleygetslaid.htm 47 Things You'll Never See on Star Trek]''}}
{{quote|The crew of the Enterprise discover a totally new lifeform which turns out to be a familiar old lifeform wearing a funny hat.|''[http://greenfield.fortunecity.com/twyford/480/wesleygetslaid.htm 47 Things You'll Never See on Star Trek]''}}
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{{quote|Most of Israel’s critics, especially abroad, see the country as a one-dimensional monolith. As they see it, all its (Jewish) citizens are marching in lockstep behind their rightist government, consumed by a dark ideology, supporting occupation and settlements and committing war crimes. This, by the way, is a mirror image of the admirers of Israel in the world, who also see Israel as a one-dimensional monolith, with all citizens marching proudly behind their brave and determined leaders – Binyamin Netanyahu, Ehud Barak and Avigdor Lieberman. The truth is far removed from both these caricatures.|Uri Avnery}}
{{quote|Most of Israel’s critics, especially abroad, see the country as a one-dimensional monolith. As they see it, all its (Jewish) citizens are marching in lockstep behind their rightist government, consumed by a dark ideology, supporting occupation and settlements and committing war crimes. This, by the way, is a mirror image of the admirers of Israel in the world, who also see Israel as a one-dimensional monolith, with all citizens marching proudly behind their brave and determined leaders – Binyamin Netanyahu, Ehud Barak and Avigdor Lieberman. The truth is far removed from both these caricatures.|Uri Avnery}}


{{quote|'''[[The Spock]]:''' Oh look! It's [[Rubber Forehead Aliens|a person who looks really weird!]]<br />
{{quote|'''[[The Spock]]:''' Oh look! It's [[Rubber Forehead Aliens|a person who looks really weird!]]
'''[[The Kirk]]:''' Is it... an alien?<br />
'''[[The Kirk]]:''' Is it... an alien?
'''Alien:''' I. Am. An. Alien!<br />
'''Alien:''' I. Am. An. Alien!
'''[[The Kirk]]:''' Oh, right. So whats's The Thing about you, then?<br />
'''[[The Kirk]]:''' Oh, right. So whats's The Thing about you, then?
'''Alien:''' It's that we'll try to eat you after a bit.|''[[Mitchell and Webb]]'', "Space Trek And Wars"}}
'''Alien:''' It's that we'll try to eat you after a bit.|''[[Mitchell and Webb]]'', "Space Trek And Wars"}}


{{quote|'''Leader of [[Meaningful Name|Fedex]] 11''': It is time to meet your end, earthlings! We thank you for being weaker and dumber than us, and allowing us to steal your secrets so that we may rule the universe's delivery business!<br />
{{quote|'''Leader of [[Meaningful Name|Fedex]] 11''': It is time to meet your end, earthlings! We thank you for being weaker and dumber than us, and allowing us to steal your secrets so that we may rule the universe's delivery business!
'''Leela''': But why do you even ''want'' to?<br />
'''Leela''': But why do you even ''want'' to?
'''Leader''': Hey, everybody's got their "thing". We love shipping and handling, all right?|''[[Futurama Comics]]'' #2}}
'''Leader''': Hey, everybody's got their "thing". We love shipping and handling, all right?|''[[Futurama Comics]]'' #2}}


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That, I think, is, from the author's point of view, part of the appeal of what I call Chinese menu fantasy, where the Tolkienesque band of protagonists has [[Five Races|one archetypal elf, one archetypal dwarf, etc.]] It's much easier to make the characterization work. And I'm not denigrating this approach. I wouldn't dare, now that I've done the diverse band of heroes myself in my dragon thingie.<br />
That, I think, is, from the author's point of view, part of the appeal of what I call Chinese menu fantasy, where the Tolkienesque band of protagonists has [[Five Races|one archetypal elf, one archetypal dwarf, etc.]] It's much easier to make the characterization work. And I'm not denigrating this approach. I wouldn't dare, now that I've done the diverse band of heroes myself in my dragon thingie.<br />
Of course, there's at least one other advantage to this approach, also. Frequently, much of the point of a fantasy is to give the reader the chance to explore an exotic imaginary world, and by giving him extended commerce with characters who represent many of its races and cultures, the writer facilitates this process.|'''Richard Lee Byers''', the author of [[Forgotten Realms]] trilogy ''The Year of Rogue Dragons'' <ref>in which two of the protagonists left their tribes to see the wider world and two others had crippling problems due to who they are</ref> and ''Dissolution'' <ref>the first book of ''War of the Spider Queen'', introducing a bunch of Drow characters, rather lively and individual yet recognizably Drow</ref>, [http://forum.candlekeep.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=6440&whichpage=8#128467 on Candlekeep forums].}}
Of course, there's at least one other advantage to this approach, also. Frequently, much of the point of a fantasy is to give the reader the chance to explore an exotic imaginary world, and by giving him extended commerce with characters who represent many of its races and cultures, the writer facilitates this process.|'''Richard Lee Byers''', the author of [[Forgotten Realms]] trilogy ''The Year of Rogue Dragons'' <ref>in which two of the protagonists left their tribes to see the wider world and two others had crippling problems due to who they are</ref> and ''Dissolution'' <ref>the first book of ''War of the Spider Queen'', introducing a bunch of Drow characters, rather lively and individual yet recognizably Drow</ref>, [http://forum.candlekeep.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=6440&whichpage=8#128467 on Candlekeep forums].}}

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