Porn Stash/Quotes
Tanabe: Wha... What is this? |
* Throws a female oriented copy in front of Tanabe* |
Hachimaki:This one's for you. |
* Crushes Hachimaki's foot*
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Oh, wow! My mother is your biggest fan! She has like, a dozen pictures of you in the drawer by the bed that she thinks I don't know about!
—Elan, Order of the Stick
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Helen B. Narbon: Hello? Anyone? |
In the living room you'll find a box marked porn...It's not porn, Jon! It's erotica! That's my legacy! It has to go to a library!
—John Oliver, The Daily Show
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Katie: What's in the box, James? |
Trekkie Monster: In volatile market, only stable investment...is PORN!
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"Every man in here got a pornography stash in the crib. Not an illegal amount, just enough to get you by! And when we hide porno, we go all out! It ain't behind the refrigerator or under the bed, we become Batman when it's time to hide some porno! You hit the light switch, the whole bookcase shifts to the side, you go down two flights of stairs into your porno cellar! ... But women always find the porno! Always find the porno! But they don't find it in the porno hiding place; no, no, no! Where do they find the porno at? In the VCR!"
—Chris Rock - Bigger and Blacker
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Don: (after Sally finds his Porn Stash) Oh, God. Now you think I'm a perv. |