Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner/Quotes

"We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan O'Clock."

—Dan McNinja, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

"I'm Tristan Taylor, and for the next five minutes, you guys are officially my bitches!"

—Tristan Taylor, Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

"That's my bread and butter you're fucking with."

—Charles Foster Ofdensen, Metalocalypse

Iroh:Do you know why they called me The Dragon of the West?.

Azula: We have no time for your anecdotes, Uncle.

Iroh: It's more of a demonstration, actually.

—Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Fuck Subtle."

—Harry Dresden, The Dresden Files

Abomination: What are you going to do about it, Dr. Banner?

The Hulk: The doctor is out.

For that which you are about to receive, I am truly thankful.

—Sergeant Schlock, Schlock Mercenary

"I'm River Song. Check your records again."

—River Song, Doctor Who

"Oy, Russell! Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad."

—Russell Peters, quoting his father

Exdeath: So, you offer your life in exchange for theirs?

Kain Highwind: Of course not. I offer yours.

—Dissidia Duodecim

"Peace? Peace. I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee."

—Tybalt, William Shakespeares Romeo and Juliet

"Be honest. You've been looking forward to this, haven't you?"

—Darquesse, Skulduggery Pleasant

"It's time for you to die again"

—Lord Death, Soul Eater