Project Million/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Spazz and Disneyland. Everything about him and Disneyland.
  • Hagan's trip through It's a Small World.
  • Hagan wearing Spazz's skin. Actually played by Spazz himself, with Gag Boobs.
  • Spazz and Wire's entire exchange.

Spazz: How did you get here?
Wire: Get where?
Spazz: Like, here. In reality.
Wire: I'm not here.
Spazz: *poke* You are.
Wire: No I'm not.
Spazz: Well then what the hell am I doing, dreaming?
Wire: No, not this time.
Spazz: I thought that was an insane Inception reference?
Wire: It was, that time. This time it's a Dream Within a Dream.
Spazz: But isn't that also an Incep - how are you here?!
Wire: I crawled through a river of shit and came out the other side clean, okay?!