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{{quote| ''"You read the Bible, Brett?"''}}
{{quote|''"You read the Bible, Brett?"''}}


{{quote| ''"What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"''<br />
{{quote|''"What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"''
''"Wha-what?"''<br />
''"Wha-what?"''
''(smashes table) "What country you from?"''<br />
''(smashes table) "What country you from?"''
''"What?"''<br />
''"What?"''
''"What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?"''<br />
''"What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?"''
''"What?"''<br />
''"What?"''
''"[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?]]"''<br />
''"[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?]]"''<br />
''"Yes!"''<br />
''"Yes!"''<br />
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''"Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!"''<br />
''"Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!"''<br />
''"...What, I-"''<br />
''"...What, I-"''<br />
''(draws gun) "[[Badass Boast|Say what again!]] [[Punctuated for Emphasis|Say! What! Again!]] [[Badass Boast|I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more God Damn time!]]"''<br />
''(draws gun) "[[Badass Boast|Say what again!]] [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|Say! What! Again!]] [[Badass Boast|I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more God Damn time!]]"''<br />
''"H-he-he's black!"''<br />
''"H-he-he's black!"''<br />
''"Go on!"''<br />
''"Go on!"''<br />
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''"Yes you did! Yes you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anyone except Mrs. Wallace."'' }}
''"Yes you did! Yes you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anyone except Mrs. Wallace."'' }}


{{quote| '''[[Quentin Tarantino|Jimmy]]''': ''The problem isn't with the coffee in my kitchen. The problem is the dead nigger in my garage. Did you see a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?''<br />
{{quote|'''[[Quentin Tarantino|Jimmy]]''': ''The problem isn't with the coffee in my kitchen. The problem is the dead nigger in my garage. Did you see a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?''<br />
'''[[Samuel L. Jackson|Jules]]''': ''Look, Jimmy...''<br />
'''[[Samuel L. Jackson|Jules]]''': ''Look, Jimmy...''<br />
'''Jimmy''' (louder): ''Did you see a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?!''<br />
'''Jimmy''' (louder): ''Did you see a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?!''<br />
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'''Jimmy''': ''Do you know ''why'' you didn't see a sign that said "Dead Nigger Storage"? Because it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business!'' }}
'''Jimmy''': ''Do you know ''why'' you didn't see a sign that said "Dead Nigger Storage"? Because it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business!'' }}


{{quote| ''I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass, two years...''}}
{{quote|''I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass, two years...''}}


{{quote| '''[[Everyone Looks Sexier If French|Fabienne]]''': ''Whose motorcycle is this?''<br />
{{quote|'''[[Everyone Looks Sexier If French|Fabienne]]''': ''Whose motorcycle is this?''<br />
'''[[Bruce Willis (Creator)|Butch]]''': ''[[Insistent Terminology|It's a chopper]], baby.''<br />
'''[[Bruce Willis|Butch]]''': ''[[Insistent Terminology|It's a chopper]], baby.''<br />
'''Fabienne''': ''Whose chopper is this?''<br />
'''Fabienne''': ''Whose chopper is this?''<br />
'''Butch''': ''[[Corrupt Cop|Zed's.]]''<br />
'''Butch''': ''[[Corrupt Cop|Zed's.]]''<br />
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'''Butch''': ''[[Asshole Victim|Zed's dead]], baby. Zed's dead.'' }}
'''Butch''': ''[[Asshole Victim|Zed's dead]], baby. Zed's dead.'' }}


{{quote| ''Mia'': ''...I'll go to the bathroom and powder my nose...''}}
{{quote|''Mia'': ''...I'll go to the bathroom and powder my nose...''}}


{{quote| '''[[Samuel L. Jackson|Jules]]''': ''The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is ''truly'' his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with ''great'' vengeance and ''furious anger'' those who attempt to ''poison'' and ''destroy'' my brothers!'' [[Badass Boast|And you will KNOW my name is THE LORD when I lay my VENGEANCE UPON THEE!]]}}
{{quote|'''[[Samuel L. Jackson|Jules]]''': ''The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is ''truly'' his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with ''great'' vengeance and ''furious anger'' those who attempt to ''poison'' and ''destroy'' my brothers!'' [[Badass Boast|And you will KNOW my name is THE LORD when I lay my VENGEANCE UPON THEE!]]}}


{{quote| ''"Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"''
{{quote|''"Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"''
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Latest revision as of 12:49, 5 October 2014


"You read the Bible, Brett?"

"What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"
"Wha-what?"
(smashes table) "What country you from?"
"What?"
"What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?"
"What?"
"ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

"Yes!"

"Then you know what I'm saying!"

"Yes!"

"Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!"

"...What, I-"

(draws gun) "Say what again! Say! What! Again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more God Damn time!"

"H-he-he's black!"

"Go on!"

"He's bald!"

"Does he look like a bitch?"

"What?"

(gunshot) "DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A BITCH?"

"NOOOOO!"

"Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?"

"I didn't!"

"Yes you did! Yes you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anyone except Mrs. Wallace."

Jimmy: The problem isn't with the coffee in my kitchen. The problem is the dead nigger in my garage. Did you see a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?

Jules: Look, Jimmy...

Jimmy (louder): Did you see a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?!

Jules: No.

Jimmy: Do you know why you didn't see a sign that said "Dead Nigger Storage"? Because it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business!

I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass, two years...

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?

Butch: It's a chopper, baby.

Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?

Butch: Zed's.

Fabienne: Who's Zed?

Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Mia: ...I'll go to the bathroom and powder my nose...

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will KNOW my name is THE LORD when I lay my VENGEANCE UPON THEE!

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"