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{{quote| '''Stephen Fry:''' None of them is the odd one out is the answer. Do you know why?<br /> |
{{quote| '''Stephen Fry:''' None of them is the odd one out is the answer. Do you know why?<br /> |
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'''Phill Jupitus:''' [[Genre Blind|What kind of a hellish quiz is this?!]] }} |
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{{quote|'''[[Stephen Fry]]:''' Name a poisonous snake.<br /> |
{{quote|'''[[Stephen Fry]]:''' Name a poisonous snake.<br /> |
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'''Jimmy Carr:''' [[wikipedia:Piers Morgan|Piers Morgan?]]|*''[[Most Wonderful Sound|Klaxon]]''*}} |
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{{quote| '''Rich Hall:''' Finally this show gets back on firm, heterosexual footing.}} |
{{quote| '''Rich Hall:''' Finally this show gets back on firm, heterosexual footing.}} |
Revision as of 21:02, 2 February 2014
Stephen Fry: None of them is the odd one out is the answer. Do you know why? |
Al Murray: That's not knowledge; that's a crapshoot! |
John Sergeant: I'm getting the spirit of this show! It's about sex, isn't it? |
Stephen Fry: We only call ourselves "Quite Interesting", we don't call ourselves "Astonishing". |
Stephen Fry: And to General Ignorance, where we ask Alan Davies...is this a rhetorical question? |
Stephen Fry: He (Niels Bohr) also said, of quantum physics: "if you're not shocked by it, then you haven't understood it". |
Stephen Fry: I fear we have gained some insight into what life would be like in an old people's home. |
Stephen Fry: Why do [the Royal Family] open their presents on Christmas Eve? |
Rich Hall: Finally this show gets back on firm, heterosexual footing. |
Error: No text given for quotation (or equals sign used in the actual argument to an unnamed parameter) |
Stephen Fry: [with both hands on his hips] Do you know that rhyme? "I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here's my handle... oh bugger, I'm a sugar bowl." |
Rich Hall: In space, no-one can hear you apologize. |
Stephen Fry: What's the biggest load of rubbish in the world? |
Phill Jupitus: You're watching QI for the Straight Guy. |
Sean Lock: We're the only creatures, Johnny, who like to show off. Apart from Peacocks... and quite a few others, come to think of it... All of the ones with the spines, and the horns... yeah. |
[During a question where the panelists have to identify examples of the others' handwriting.] |
Error: No text given for quotation (or equals sign used in the actual argument to an unnamed parameter) |
[Having correctly answered a question about what will happen if a shoal of piranhas meet a dolphin by saying that the dolphin will eat the piranhas] |
Stephen Fry: Who are the lords of shouting? |
Sean Lock: I hear voices, but I just ignore them and carry on killing. |
Stephen Fry: [On Japanese War Tubas] Can anyone tell me what these were used for? |