Return of the Jedi/Haiku

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Leia's bikini.
Teddy bears beat stormtroopers.
Love saves the bad guy.

—Meta Four

Plausible story?
Truly, we should not bother.
This is the last one.

—Ex Ottoyuhr

Piett is demoted,
Palpatine and villain ball,
Look! The teddy bears!

—Ex Ottoyuhr

Randall is perplexed:
Is there no justice for the
Death Star contractors?

—Rich318
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