Rogues Gallery/Quotes

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"I never realized how lucky I was dat so many people wanted to kill me!"


Joker: And I always get away.
Batman: Not this time. Cause this time... I've got you.
Joker: Oh, yeah? Well, there's only one problem. Who's gonna defuse the bomb? It's gotta be one or the other, Batman. Save the city, or catch Your. Greatest. Enemy. You can't do both.
Batman: I'm sorry. What did you just say?
Joker: "You can't do both", I said.
Batman: No, I mean the other thing.
Joker: "Save the city", or "catch your greatest enemy"?
Batman: You think you're my "greatest enemy"?
Joker: Yes! You're obsessed with me.
Batman: No, I'm not.
Joker: Yes, you are.
Batman: No, I'm not.
Joker: Yes, you are! Who else drives to one up in the way that I do?
Batman: Bane!
Joker: No, he doesn't.
Batman: Superman.
Joker: Superman's not a bad guy.
Batman: Then I'd say I don't currently have a bad guy, I am fighting a few different people.