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'''Jackie:''' Okay, I have to say... just a few.
'''Jackie:''' Okay, I have to say... just a few.
'''Fred:''' Good. It's not that I mind if you slept with lots of guys...
'''Fred:''' Good. It's not that I mind if you slept with lots of guys...
'''Jackie:''' [chuckles] Oh, well slept with! Well... [[Shutting Up Now|*stops laughing*]] That's not what you asked me.<br />
'''Jackie:''' [chuckles] Oh, well slept with! Well... [[Shutting Up Now|*stops laughing*]] That's not what you asked me.
'''Fred:''' No I guess it wasn't.<br />
'''Fred:''' No I guess it wasn't.
'''Jackie:''' Well, Fred, don't worry... it's not that many. I'd - I'd saaay - three a year.<br />
'''Jackie:''' Well, Fred, don't worry... it's not that many. I'd - I'd saaay - three a year.
'''Fred:''' Since you were, what, eighteen?<br />
'''Fred:''' Since you were, what, eighteen?
'''Jackie:''' [[Sure, Let's Go with That|Uh, sure]].<br />
'''Jackie:''' [[Sure, Let's Go with That|Uh, sure]].
'''Fred:''' Oh, oh wow.<br />
'''Fred:''' Oh, oh wow.
'''Jackie:''' Well, Fred! It's not *that* many! Three a year for 20 years is, [[Explain, Explain, Oh Crap|60 - wow]].<br />
'''Jackie:''' Well, Fred! It's not *that* many! Three a year for 20 years is, [[Explain, Explain, Oh Crap|60 - wow]].
'''Fred:''' I don't even *know* 60 people.<br />
'''Fred:''' I don't even *know* 60 people.
'''Jackie:''' [[Digging Yourself Deeper|Well, I didn't *know* all of them!]] }}
'''Jackie:''' [[Digging Yourself Deeper|Well, I didn't *know* all of them!]] }}
* [[Romance on the Set]]: Sara Gilbert and Johnny Galecki dated briefly while on the show. They admitted it was a light teen crush and nothing too serious, as they were 16-17 at the time.
* [[Romance on the Set]]: Sara Gilbert and Johnny Galecki dated briefly while on the show. They admitted it was a light teen crush and nothing too serious, as they were 16-17 at the time.
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** Bonnie gets busted for selling crack.
** Bonnie gets busted for selling crack.
*** It should be noted that some of these have [[Reality Subtext]] behind them; in [[Real Life]], Glenn Quinn (Mark) died of a heroin overdose in 2002, Sara Gilbert (Darlene) has come out as a lesbian, and Johnny Galecki (David) is (attempting) to [[The Big Bang Theory|date a woman younger than he is.]]
*** It should be noted that some of these have [[Reality Subtext]] behind them; in [[Real Life]], Glenn Quinn (Mark) died of a heroin overdose in 2002, Sara Gilbert (Darlene) has come out as a lesbian, and Johnny Galecki (David) is (attempting) to [[The Big Bang Theory|date a woman younger than he is.]]
** In-universe, one episode had Roseanne's father getting injured, and Roseanne going on a trip to see him, and Jackie babysitting for about a week while she was gone. This turned into an interesting version of What Could Have Been had Dan married Jackie instead of Roseanne. While Roseanne's gone, Becky is polite, Darlene is ''nice,'' and there was even one scene where Jackie is sending them off to ''Leave it to Beaver''-style music.
** In-universe, one episode had Roseanne's father getting injured, and Roseanne going on a trip to see him, and Jackie babysitting for about a week while she was gone. This turned into an interesting version of [[What Could Have Been]] had Dan married Jackie instead of Roseanne. While Roseanne's gone, Becky is polite, Darlene is ''nice,'' and there was even one scene where Jackie is sending them off to ''Leave it to Beaver''-style music.
* [[When You Coming Home, Dad?]]: Dan had this relationship with his dad, who was a traveling salesman who rarely ever saw his family. As an adult, they're still tense with each other at best.
* [[When You Coming Home, Dad?]]: Dan had this relationship with his dad, who was a traveling salesman who rarely ever saw his family. As an adult, they're still tense with each other at best.
* [[Whole-Plot Reference]]: The 9th Season's Halloween episode(/AbsolutelyFabulous crossover) was one elaborate [[Rosemary's Baby]] shout-out.
* [[Whole-Plot Reference]]: The 9th Season's Halloween episode(/AbsolutelyFabulous crossover) was one elaborate [[Rosemary's Baby]] shout-out.