Sailor Moon Abridged/Quotes

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Amy: Take this [picture]. It's much better. I don't have my mouth wide open, like Serena.
Serena: You bitch!

Serena: Are you the Moon Princess, Sailor Venus?
Mina: I don't know, Sailor Moon.
Raye: OH MY GOD, THERE'S TWO OF THEEEEEM!!!

Cats: Sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex...
Cat #1: Sex! Sex, sex, sex...
Fishbone!
Cat #1: Sex?
Hercules: Meow.
Cats: SEX!

(The cats back up)

Luna: O-kay.

(A small pink cat is chewing on Luna's tail. It notices Luna staring and spits her tail out)

Cat #2: (making a big grin) Sex! (walks away and says "sex" with each step)

Luna: Well that was just pointless and weird.

Luna: Sailor moon is the Moon Princess!

Lita: Yeah, it's a total blow-away. I would know.

Amy: Oh my gosh, Darien's Tuxedo Mask!

Mina: I, like, point out the obvious, over and over again!

Luna: Right, like how Sailor Moon is the Moon Princess!

Amy: And how Darien is Tuxedo Mask!

Serena: What about me being the Moon Princess?

Zoicite: Wait, Darien's the Moon Princess?

Amy: No, no- Zoicite's Tuxedo Moon!

Raye: WHAT'S GOING ON?!