Screw Yourself/Quotes

"MY OWN CLONE!"

"NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!"

—From a series of Robotnik coloring book edits

Doctor: (to an immortal time-traveler) You might be out there somewhere.

Captain Jack: I could go meet myself!

Doctor: Well, he's the only man you're ever going to be happy with.

—Doctor Who, "Utopia"

Amy: Do I really look like that?

Amy: Yeah, yeah you do.

Amy: Ooh, I'd give you a driving license...

Amy: Ooh, I bet you would.

Doctor: Oh, this is how it all ends: Pond flirting with herself. True love at last... oh, sorry, Rory.

Rory: Absolutely no problem at all.

Oh, give me a clone

Of my own flesh and bone

With its Y-chromosome changed to X

And when it is grown

Then my own little clone

Will be of the opposite sex.

Clone, clone of my own,

With your Y-Chromosome changed to X

And when I'm alone

With my own little clone

We'll both think of nothing but sex

—Randall Garrett

—Karkat Vantas, Homestuck

"Of course I romance myself. I’ve always said, if I had to make out with my clone, I would."

I would totally make out with my clone. If it was okay with her. No pressure.

—A Softer World