Semi-Pro/Funny

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  • Crowning Moment of Funny: The entirety of the scene where Jackie pulls his team out of the game. It all starts with Jackie kicking an opponent.

Pat: (refereeing) Foul!
Jackie: What? I didn't even touch him!
Pat: I know what I saw. Foul!
Jackie: SUCK MY COCK! I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!
Pat: (blows whistle again) You're out!
Jackie: What? What'd I say?
Pat: You said S my C!
Jackie: What's the big deal? What's the problem?
Pat: Don't make me call your mother.
Jackie: Well, you'll need a phone that can reach Heaven, because my mom's dead.
Pat: Yeah, well maybe you mom didn't go to Heaven.
(dead silence)
Announcer: And it appears a line has been crossed...by Father Pat, of all people.