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By sword, by pick, by axe, bye bye!

—Tagline of The Mutilator

Kevin: Mom, we're in a hurry! We're gonna go bowling with Anthony.
Eddie: And then to the movies!
Mom: What movie?
Eddie: Garden Tool Massacre. It's your basic slice-and-dice.
Mom: Your basic what?
Eddie: Well, this guy in a hockey mask, he chops up a few teenagers.
Later...
Guy in theater: Watch this. He's gonna get the camp counselor with the hedge trimmer.
<Screams and ripping of flesh>

Guy in theater: I'll bet the girl gets away. Watch. She's gonna run in the lodge and hide. But he's gonna get her anyway!

—The Blob (1988)

Movie Character: Jamie! Jamie! C'mon, this isn't funny anymore! It's cold and I'm only wearing a very thin old t-shirt and tiny little panties!
Rallo: Don't go out there you hot dummy!

<Girl is killed by a Captain Ersatz of Jason Voorhees>

—The Cleveland Show ("Beer Walk!")

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 {{quote|''By [[Cool Sword|sword]], by [[Powerful Pick|pick]], by [[An Axe to Grind|axe]], bye bye!''|Tagline of ''[[The Mutilator]]''}}
-{{quote|'''Kevin:''' Mom, we're in a hurry! We're gonna go bowling with Anthony.<br />
+{{quote|'''Kevin:''' Mom, we're in a hurry! We're gonna go bowling with Anthony.
-'''Eddie:''' And then to the movies!<br />
+'''Eddie:''' And then to the movies!
-'''Mom:''' What movie?<br />
+'''Mom:''' What movie?
-'''Eddie:''' ''Garden Tool Massacre''. It's your basic slice-and-dice.<br />
+'''Eddie:''' ''Garden Tool Massacre''. It's your basic slice-and-dice.
-'''Mom:''' Your basic what?<br />
+'''Mom:''' Your basic what?
-'''Eddie:''' Well, this guy in a hockey mask, he chops up a few teenagers.<br />
+'''Eddie:''' Well, this guy in a hockey mask, he chops up a few teenagers.
-''Later...''<br />
+''Later...''
-'''Guy in theater:''' Watch this. He's gonna get the camp counselor with the hedge trimmer.<br />
+'''Guy in theater:''' Watch this. He's gonna get the camp counselor with the hedge trimmer.
-''<Screams and ripping of flesh>''<br />
+''<Screams and ripping of flesh>''
 '''Guy in theater:''' I'll bet the girl gets away. Watch. She's gonna run in the lodge and hide. But he's gonna get her anyway!|''[[The Blob]]'' (1988)}}
-{{quote|'''Movie Character:''' Jamie! Jamie! C'mon, this isn't funny anymore! It's cold and I'm only wearing a very thin old t-shirt and tiny little panties!<br />
+{{quote|'''Movie Character:''' Jamie! Jamie! C'mon, this isn't funny anymore! It's cold and I'm only wearing a very thin old t-shirt and tiny little panties!
-'''Rallo:''' Don't go out there you hot dummy!<br />
+'''Rallo:''' Don't go out there you hot dummy!
 ''<Girl is killed by a [[Captain Ersatz]] of Jason Voorhees>''|''[[The Cleveland Show]]'' ("Beer Walk!")}}