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* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking]]:
** [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/dating/ Things you should never say when you're on a date with a girl:]
{{quote| You look just like my ex-girlfriend, except you're fatter and not as pretty.<br />
What's up with your outfit? It's like you were dressed by deranged gypsies.<br />
I like comic books. }}
** Also the magazines bug receives subscription offers for [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/killjoy/ after he kills someone].
{{quote| No, I do NOT want to subscribe to "Murderer Monthly", "Killin' Quarterly", or "Maxim".}}
* [[Art Evolution]]: Bugs became noticeably thinner, and their eyes are now much more expressive and less like blank white dots. [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/ignorance-was-bliss/ The Bug makes a comparison].
* [[Batman Gambit]]: A young bug used to instigate his friends into risky behavior [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/risky-business/ so he could live vicariously through them].
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* [[Enhance Button]]: Lampshaded [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/secret-agent-man/ here].
* [[Every Car Is a Pinto]]: Invoked [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/action-movies/ here.]
{{quote| "Stupid kitten!"}}
* [[Extreme Omni Goat]]: Though the goat doesn't eat anything, goats' propensity for eating anything is used in [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/office-odors/ this comic].
* [["Falling in Love" Montage]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/love-lessons/ Deconstructed.]
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** Yet played straight in [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/path-to-adulthood/ "How to become an adult in three easy steps"].
* [[Guns Akimbo]]: Invoked [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/action-movies/ here.]
{{quote| "Ack! What amazing peripheral vision!"}}
* [[Hulk Speak]]: A prominent feature in Zombie Week.
{{quote| [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/zombie-week-2/ "Zombie smash cheap aluminum siding!"]<br />
[http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/zombie-week-2/ "Zombie give compliments to chef."]<br />
[http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/zombie-week-4/ "Zombie gonna bring the pain!"]<br />
[http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/zombie-week-4/ "Zombie think you guys are jerks."]<br />
[http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/zombie-week-4/ "Zombie really identify with characters in "Twilight".]<br />
[http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/pirate-week-5/ "Zombies have song and dance number planned for finale..."] }}
* [[Humble Hero]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/sexual-harassment/ "You didn't buy any condoms?" "I didn't want to appear presumptuous."]
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]
{{quote| '''Man in a wheelchair''': "[http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/coolness/ Move it, cripple.]"}}
* [[I Got a Rock]]: A newborn, a detonator, or a pencil; [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/halloween-part-1/ take your pick]
* [[I Just Want to Be Special]]: The probable reason people who receive just the right amount of tanning are [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/how-tan-are-you/ never happy with their tan].
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* [[Rapid-Fire Comedy]]: Not used as frequently in the earlier comics, but the later comics tend to feature a joke in each panel.
* [[Red Baron]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/risky-business/ Subverted.]
{{quote| [[Metaphor Is My Middle Name|My middle name is "danger"!]]<br />
My middle name is "cautionary discretion". }}
* [[Refuge in Vulgarity]]: "[http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/sexual-harassment/ Hey, check it out.] [[Shock Site|7 girls 5 cups]]."
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** [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/bathroom-blitzkrieg/ The way the bug wishes he could clean his bathroom.]
** [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/i-hate-church/ Also what a younger the bug wished would happen to his church.]
{{quote| "What are you drawing, my son?"<br />
"Our church being destroyed by three [[Godzilla|Godzillas]]." }}
* [[Third Person Person]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/witness-relocation-program/\]
{{quote| "Funky don't lay low... [[Lampshade Hanging|nor does Funky speak in first person]]."}}
* [[Unflinching Walk]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/action-movies/ Another action movie cliché the author could do without.]
* [[Uranus Is Showing]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/aliens/ "I claim this planet for Urunas." "ugh... hehe, anus..."]
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