Bug Martini: Difference between revisions

* [[Black Comedy]]: Done oh so well [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/terminal-illness here] and [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/killjoy/ here].

* [[Blatant Lies]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/skipping-isnt-gay/ Skipping isn't gay.]

* [[Brain Bleach]]: "Hm... maybe I can destroy this memory [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/nudist-camps/ by drinking turpentine.]"

* [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick]]:

** Thing's the bug would like to do before he dies: [[Incredibly Lame Pun|use a pun while beating up a bad guy]], [[Saturday Night Live|be a contestant of Jeopardy and give immature answers]], and [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/bucket-list/ visit/attack France].

** When considering the consequences of killing someone, the bug considers the obvious worst one [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/killjoy/ last].

* [[Cassandra Truth]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/zombie-week-2/ "Son, there's no such thing as zombies..."]

* [[Child-Hater]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/newborns-suck/ Bug seems to be one], though he may be just [[Brutal Honesty|brutally honest]]. Of course, [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/website-woes/ he is more than willing to trade a child for a working web server].

* [[Cool Chair]]: The lack of one is the reason [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/chair-of-doom/ the bug could never be a super villain.]

** [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/hands-free/ Getting your hands cut off] can be more [[Incredibly Lame Pun|handy]] than you think.

** [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/short-guys-pros/ Being short] has no [[Incredibly Lame Pun|shortage]] of advantages.

* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]: Bug loves this trope.

** [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/have-you-ever/ "Stupid slow driver. Hope you get cancer."]

* [[Extreme Omni Goat]]: Though the goat doesn't eat anything, goats' propensity for eating anything is used in [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/office-odors/ this comic].

* [["Falling in Love" Montage]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/love-lessons/ Deconstructed.]

* [[Five Stages of Grief]]: Inverted in [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/ode-to-joy/ "The Five Stages of Joy"].

* [[Fridge Horror]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/the-truth-about-birthdays/ "Birthdays just celebrate the fact that you're not dead yet."]

* [[It's a Wonderful Plot]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/irrational-fears/ One of the bug's irrational fears.]

* [[Jerkass]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/thoughtless-jerk/ Reconstructed.]

* [[Jumping the Shark]]: In-Universe. [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/jumping-the-shark/ Signs your life has jumped the shark...]

* [[Jurisdiction Friction]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/secret-agent-man/ Played for laughs.]

* [[Last Stand]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/scarface/ Deconstructed.]

* [[Like Brother and Sister]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/love-sentences/ Turns out guys don't like hearing that.]

** [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/breaking-up/ This is also one way to end a relationship.]

* [[Silly Rabbit, Romance Is for Kids]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/soulmate/ The bug believes in this trope.]

* [[Slapstick]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/falling-down/ Examined;] the more you know the victim, the funnier it is.

* [[Smoke Out]]: [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/breaking-up/ One way to end a relationship.]

* [[Take That]]: The bug seams to [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/protesting/ really] [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/bug-theaters/ dislike] [[Michael Bay]].

** Also, watching a full episode of ''[[Two and A Half Men]]'' [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/zombie-week-3/ can turn you into a zombie].

* [[There Is No Kill Like Overkill]]:

** [http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/bathroom-blitzkrieg/ The way the bug wishes he could clean his bathroom.]