Tekken: Difference between revisions

* [[Nobody Poops]]: Averted in Law's ''Tekken 6'' ending. Paul, Law and Steve had agreed to share the prize money, but Law uses laxatives to incapacitate them and give him enough time to steal all the money for himself (what a [[Jerkass]]). Paul's ending also implies that Law used these laxatives throughout the tournament to cheat their way to victory.

* [[No Export for You]]: it seems ''Tekken 3'' will ''never'' see the light of day on the European (it's the PAL region, [[Sarcasm Mode|big surprise here]]) [[Playstation Network|Playstation Store]]. Apparently, it's ''[[Screwed by the Lawyers|because of Gon's presence alone]]'', as [[Word of God|Jawad Ashraf of SCEE himself confirmed]] [http://blog.eu.playstation.com/2012/04/11/heads-up-game-store-update-11th-april-2012/ on April 11th, 2011] [[Dissonant Serenity|a bit too nonchalantly:]]

* [[No One Could Survive That]]: Just look at Bryan's ''Tekken 3'' and ''6'' endings... and Heihachi too, in ''Tekken 5''.

* [[No Celebrities Were Harmed]]: The Law family, Lei Wulong, and Raven look like [[Bruce Lee]], [[Jackie Chan]], and [[Blade|Wesley Snipes]], respectively. Also, Marduk has a strong resemblance to Australian wrestler Nathan Jones who had a brief WWE stint. Not surprising since Marduk's look was actually based on him. ([[Hilarious in Hindsight|In fact]], Jones plays Marduk in the [[Live Action Adaptation]].)