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***** Do note that the reason that this hasn't been updated for several weeks is because troper # 2 died from the sheer volumes of their beer intake on that fateful night.
* Take a hearty swig every time [[All The Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|you can guess the trope that an example links to]]
* Take a mouthful for every new trope article that gets started without being first run through YKTTW.
** If said article is actually worth keeping around, rather than instant [[Cut List]] fodder, finish that bottle off.
** Or, you can use soda or another sufficiently sucrose-filled beverage and try to get a sugar rush.
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=== [[Midna]]'s Unauthorized True-Story-Honest Edition: ===
* Down an entire bottle for each [[Take That]] that Midna has removed and then got put back in by some editor who actually ''likes'' [[Snark Bait]] running around bashing anything and everything.
* Take five sips for each time you read "fuck". Reading [[Cluster F-Bomb]] is not recommended.
** Nor, ironically, is reading [[Precision F-Strike]].
* Take a sip each time you see a [[Disgaea]] example for anything.
* Take two sips every time Midna uses "This troper".
* Down half of your remaining * alcoholic beverage of choice* each time you find a link to [[Perverse Sexual Lust]].
* Take three sips each time you find a picture of, example of, or quote of [[The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess|Midna (the character)]].
* Down a bottle each time you find a reference to someone you harbor [[Perverse Sexual Lust|PSL]] for.
** Down another if you weren't the one that put the reference in.
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=== [[Great Pikmin Fan]]'s Edition ===
== Soft core examples ==
* Take a sip when ''[[House of Leaves]]'' is mentioned, yet "house" is ''not'' in blue. (the link does not count, it's {{color|navy|n}}).
* Take a sip when you see an example of the pages this troper made:
** ''[[Squirrel Boy]]''
** ''[[Powerup Comics (Darth Wiki)|Powerup Comics]]''
** ''[[Big Rigs Over the Road Racing]]''
** ''[[Ffx Runner]]'' (you'll need some ''really'' bad luck with that one...)
** ''[[Ed, Edd n Eddy the Mis Edventures]]''
** ''[[William Country]]'' (not as bad luck, but still...)
** or, ''[[Nightmare Doors (Darth Wiki)|Nightmare Doors]]''
== Not too bad, yet not too good examples ==
* Take a sip when ''{{color|blue|H}} [[House of Leaves|Of Leaves]]'' is mentioned, and the word "{{color|blue|h}}" is in blue (not recomended to take along with the first one listed, other wise it's "take a sip when ever ''{{color|blue|h}} of leaves'' is mentioned. Ever.)
* Take a sip when you see [[Great Pikmin Fan]], or any pot holes to great pikmin fan.
* Take a drink if one '''minor''' character is an example of a trope by themselves.
* Take a sip if you see a link to a cut aricle.
== Your liver will fail if you do more than one of these at a time examples ==
* Take a drink every time the ''[[Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy]]'' movie is mentioned, and a plot point, important or not, is spoiled. Like the "spoiler" that {{spoiler|nobody}} dies.
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* Take a sip when you find an [[Edit War]].
** Take a sip if ''you'' are in an edit war (good luck with editing [[Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)|Wall Banger]] or [[Dethroning Moment of Suck]])
* Take a sip if someone links [[Squick|to]] [[Did Not Do the Research|example]] less article ([[Unwinnable]] doesn't count, every thing is covered by the sub-tropes, yet [[Did Not Do the Research]] does not, so it counts.)
* Take a sip for every non-example you find.
** Take another one if it's from ''[[The Simpsons]]'', ''[[Family Guy]]'', or ''[[Futurama]]''.
* Take a sip if you see a red link. (Good luck with [[List of Shows That Need Summary]] or, while not as bad, [[All Red Entry (Darth Wiki)|All Red Entry]].)
* Take a sip every time a page on the [[Sugar Wiki]] references its counterpart in [[Darth Wiki]] or vice versa.
* Take a sip every time a Discworld example is mentioned as anything other than playing a trope straight.
* <ref>NOT ADVISED WHILE READING THIS</ref>Kill yourself with alcohol overdose (or not...) when ever you read about {{spoiler|The Game}} or {{spoiler|[[Rugrats|Drew Pickles]]}}. As for the later, seeing "Drew" is fine, as long as it isn't listed as an example of {{spoiler|rugrats}}, and if {{spoiler|rugrats}} isn't spoiled. Or you don't read what show it is. if you see "[[Pothole|Drew]]" and it ''is'' potholed, roll over it. if it links to {{spoiler|rugrats}}, your screwed.
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=== Haseo Natsume's Edition ===
* Instead of drinking every time [[Mystical Waif]] is mentioned, look up to the heavens, pray for the blessing of the [[Arthurian Legend|Grail]], [[Religion Is Magic|anoint yourself]] with the libation, in the manner you are accustomed to (Sign of the Cross if you're Catholic/Orthodox, for example,) while thinking of your favorite [[Mystical Waif]], and finally [[Code Geass|order out for a pizza.]]
* When [[Arc Words]] are mentioned, take a sip, and then repeat the words, or if it is simply the trope itself mentioned, repeat the ones you like most.
* Take a sip of sacramental wine every time [[Christianity Is Catholic]] is played straight.
* Drink half a glass of your favorite non-alcoholic beverage every time you see [[Frothy Mugs of Water]].
* Do NOT drink if you see a top page quote by one of the most usual page quote sources, otherwise you'll be drinking all night and forget to play the game properly.
== The All The Tropes Ultimate Drinking Challenge and Variations Of ([[Only Idiots May Pass|For Professional Drunkards Only]]) ==
* If you've completed ''all'' the previous challenges up to this point without passing out in a pool of vomit, try the Ultimate All The Tropes Drinking Challenge ([[Tradesnark|TM]]): Take a sip for every internal link you see. Yes, '''''EVERY''''' link, including the sidebar menu on the left and the Indexes at the bottom of the page. Afterwords, follow some of those links to their pages. Lather, rinse, repeat.
** For a ridiculous off-the-wall challenge, include red links and external links.
** If you are still conscious at this point, switch out the "sips" for "shots of brandy."
*** NOTE: There may not be enough brandy in the world to complete the above challenge. If you run out a brandy, any form of alcohol will do. If you must, use hand sanitizer. It's not like you have your health to worry about, right?
** If you haven't died of alcohol poisoning from the above challenges yet, you haven't followed any of the links. If you claim you have, you are probably either lying or not on All The Tropes. Or any other wiki, for that matter.
* For those with a scroll wheel on their mouse, go for a 2-hour browsing session of All The Tropes where you are encouraged to ''open'' new tabs, but you are ''not allowed to close them.'' After the session, drink a bottle of your choice for every tab that you've opened.
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... [[I Need a Freaking Drink]]...
* Finish off any drinks on hand if you entered the page thinking/saying something like this.
** Then take an Advil and a glass or two of water if you're not sober yet. Trust me, you need that water.
<small>[[The Wiki Witch of the Web]]: '''[after an [[Archive Binge]] just to play the Drinking Game]''' *hic* [[Unusual Euphemism|Wiggy Spam Spam!]]</small>
* Take a glassful if the code still has <nowiki><<|AnOutdatedFormOfIndexing|>></nowiki> at the bottom of the page.
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