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Some songs [[Intercourse with You|are about sex]]. In fact, quite a few of them are. Many don't even make an effort to hide that fact.
But surely, not ''all'' songs are like that! A lot of songs are still perfectly innocent and have no sexual symbolism, right? Right??
Not here! On this page, [[Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory|Everyone Is Your Mom In Bed]].
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* In an inversion of this trope, anything by the band Anal Cunt is actually a reference to going to church and bible study.
* ''The Lion Sleeps Tonight'' is actually a metaphor for [[The Loins Sleep Tonight|a guy who can't get it up during sex]]. It also explains why the lion sleeps near the quiet village.
* ''Born to Run'' by Bruce Springsteen. Just look at the lyrics! If the whole "riding by night" thing doesn't give it away, he totally blows it with "Wendy let me in I wanna be your friend / I want to guard your dreams and visions / Just wrap your legs round these velvet rims / And strap your hands across my engines"
* The ''Hokey Pokey''. You put your ''whole self in''. You take your ''whole self out''. You put your ''whole self in''. And you ''shake it. All. About.''
** Nope. Cocaine. [[Word of God]].
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** What does "Baby Love" promote?
*** AWWRIGHTness.
* ''Turn, Turn, Turn'' by The Byrds. It's a list of euphemisms for different sexual positions to try.
* ''Through the Fire and the Flames'' by [[Dragon Force (video game)]]. Let's see "We're free before the thunderstorm. On towards the wilderness our quest carries on." So you get lots of chicks and have wild kinky sex with them. We don't need to hear the details! And the title is even about when you get rashes from the nasty ones!
** All their songs are about kinky sex. ''Fury of the Storm''? The storm is ''his penis.''
*** Yeah, and ''Scars of Yesterday'' is about... [[Dude, Not Funny|oh, wait...]]
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** "The Point Of No Return" has some of the least subtle metaphors for sex ''ever''.
** I think we all know what "The Music of the Night" is supposed to be.
* [[Daft Punk|Daft Punk's]] ''Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger'': ...C'mon. With a title like that, it's almost TOO easy.
* Queen's song "Pain Is So Close to Pleasure" is about BDSM, of course!
** And don't forget "Bohemian Rhapsody". Oedipal S&M, ahoy! Probably RACK, too - "spare him his life"?
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{{quote|"Dream of Cali'''fornication'''..."}}
* MIA's song "Bamboo Banga" is blatantly about the fetishization of the giant panda.
* "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire is about him being accused of having sex while driving ("Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty").
* "Down in a Hole" by Alice in Chains. The title couldn't make it any more obvious.
{{quote|''Down in a hole, feeling so small''
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* ''[[Beauty and The Beast]]'' is about people coming to terms with their sexual fetishes and their partners learning to enjoy them. "Both a little scared, neither one prepared."
* 'She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain'. She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes... and the bit about 'riding six white horses when she comes' doesn't help.
** Well, it would be a bumpy ride going up a mountain... mmm.
* ''MacArthur Park'', until proven otherwise.
** Hell it '''HAS''' to mean something, right? I like my cake out in the rain sometimes... oh [[Big No|NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]
* Radiohead. Name a song of theirs and I'll tell you exactly how it's about sex. I'll pick two random songs to start you off with:
** "Anyone Can Play Guitar" is about posing as a rockstar to get laid.
{{quote|Grow my hair, grow my hair I am Jim Morrison
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* "Me and Julio Down By The Schoolyard" is about two people caught having gay sex (which was illegal at the time the song was written).
* Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" is about [[Dull Surprise]] during the act.
** It's actually about her [[Bi the Way|bisexuality]], but close enough.
* "Eye of the Tiger" refers to ejaculation and the opening of the [[This Trope Is Bleep|GIGANTIC TAGER!]] {{spoiler|"Eye of" as in "Eye of the needle" etc. in case the [[Genius Bonus]] flew clean over your head.}}
* Here's a fun game anyone can play. Just turn to a random song on your mp3 player, and then simply add "during sex" to the end of the title! (And for a fun twist, you can also add "''except'' during sex"!)
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