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{{quote|"The real life equivalent would be a handsome man seducing you while you're drunk and stealing your wallet to buy a sandwich."}}
* [http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/19980927 Used] in ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'':
{{quote| '''Torg:''' ''Wow!'' When you become a vampire, men become broad shouldered and muscle-bound and women become tall and thin! You ever think of selling this on QVC?
'''Lysinda:''' Foolish mortal ... Do you really think humanity would give up its immortal soul forever just to look good? ''[[Beat Panel|(Beat}]]'' Sylvia ...
[[Beat Panel|(Beat}]]''
'''Lysinda:''' Sylvia ...
'''Sylvia:''' "Infomercials next quarter," ''check''. }}
* ''[[Eerie Cuties]]'' had vampires ''very'' good looking, and people hit on them given an opportunity (Layla is generally left alone ''in the school'' because she clearly is interested only in Kade, and due to her [[Tsundere|temper]]), which [http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/i_need_a_date occasionally] is [[Played for Laughs]].
* [[Vampire Cheerleaders]]: being their [[Secret Keeper]] [http://www.vampirecheerleaders.net/strips-vc/half-time_6 has its advantages.]
* ''[[Vampire Cheerleaders]]'': Lorna chose to "convert" cheerleaders in the first place... also, Lesley ''is'' stated to be "Ms. Kama Sutra", and the more you see Suki, the more you'll wonder what it takes to be "Ms. Kama Sutra" next to her. Being their [[Secret Keeper]] [http://www.vampirecheerleaders.net/strips-vc/half-time_6 has its advantages] - granted, this quickly became [[More Than Mind Control|integral part of disadvantages]], seeing how the guy got into this position only because {{spoiler|VC were unwilling to [[Killed to Uphold the Masquerade|"disappear" him]] after he performed ridiculous stupid posturing and stated intent to kill his non-girlfriend, who tried to keep him out of these troubles.}}
 
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