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** "When I order fast food, nobody speaks English!"
* "How does the man who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?"
* "Why does my VCR always flash '12:00'?"
** (Reason: You're an idiot who can't comprehend simple procedures.)
* "Why are there instructions in Braille on the drive-through ATM's?" (Actual reason: they use the same interface as the walk-up ATMs. Not to mention blind people can sit behind the driver and be driven to the ATM.)▼
* "Why are there instructions in Braille on the drive-through ATM's?"
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* [[Running Gag|"What's the deal with airline food?"]]
* "I just can't understand women at all. No guy can."
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* "If [[Gilligan's Island|the Professor]] could build a radio transmitter out of [[Bamboo Technology|bamboo and coconuts]], why couldn't he fix the damn boat?"
** (Reason: No worries about tenure or students, he gets to work on whatever he wants, he has no apparent competition for two hot women... why would he ''want'' to fix the boat?)
* Parodied in ''[[Homestar Runner]]'': [http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween04.html Women can't drive!]▼
* Pretending to explain the joke to someone in the front row.
** Soaking up as much applause as possible, commenting that it helps stretch out their act (which stretches out their act even more).
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==Web Animation==
▲* Parodied in ''[[Homestar Runner]]'': [http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween04.html Women can't drive!]
==Western Animation ==
* A [[Dilbert]] cartoon referenced '''Stock Shticks''' when Dilbert entered a stand-up competition 'with the mandatory categories; [[Dan Quayle]], Flatulence and the [[Mattress Tag Gag|warning labels on mattresses]]'
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