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{{quote|"Relax, it's just a little snack." ''[draws out two heaping armfulls of hot dogs]''.}}

** Even more hilarious is the fact that it's rather ''accurate'', considering the ridiculous number of calories Flash would have to eat daily in order to maintain [[Super Speed]].

* Red Tornado's one line in "This Little Piggy"... {{spoiler|"Suuuh-WEEEEEE!"}}

* Two from "Panic in the Sky". Batman tries to destroy Lex's robot with an exploding batarang. Lex catches it in midair, and deadpans "That... was uncalled for." And then hits him with a tool bench.

** When they get to Gorilla City, he possesses someone else, leaving a confused Superman behind.

{{quote|"--[[Un Paused|you have to eat them with a spoon!]] ...What am I doing in Africa?"}}

* "Wild Cards", where we get the Joker as his own twisted version of [[Shipper on Deck]]:

{{quote|'''Joker:''' Is it just me, or is there something going on between those two? Will Green Lantern ever admit to his feelings? Will Hawkgirl ever stop [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|sublimating her passions]] with that big honkin' mace? Will True Love conquer all?<br />

{{quote|'''John Stewart:''' Enid Clinton, we've got--

''[The past is altered mid-sentence, resulting in Hal Jordan being the [[Green Lantern]]]''

'''Terry''': O-kay, I'm starting to get a ''migraine''. }}

** And then when Hal Jordan changed back to John Stewart:

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