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** Pairings: Yes
** Synopsis: Organization XIII are (human?) Nazis, some more willingly than others. They do things that, in [[Real Life]], would have put them in a concentration camp. Instead, they're running concentration camps between classes...
** Comments: This review says it best:
{{quote|"You know, I don't think there is a word in the english language to convey just how horribly offensive and sickening this writing is. I also don't think there's a word for the kind of person who is stupid enough to think that the genocide of millions is a good background for a glorified highschool romance. Congratulations, you've just pissed on the memory of the millions who died during that horrifying war. This is honestly one of the worst things I've ever read, and that's not even including the sub-par writing, horrible grammar and hideous mischaracterization. This is simply depraved."
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* '''[http://www.projectafterforums.com/index.php?showtopic=917 Invader MAZ]''' ([[Mary Sue]], horrible grammar, [[Script Fic|script format]], character death) (thankfully) Safe for work
** Fandom: [[Invader Zim]] with a cameo from [[Johnny the Homicidal Maniac|Johnny]]
** Pairings: [[Mary Sue]]/Zim, Tallest Sues/Tallest, and a lot of [[Star BoardingStarboarding]]
** Synopsis: Enter Maz, who is "exceedingly tall and very beautiful for a a girl [[Did Not Do Research|Irken invader girl]]". The Tallest both adore her, but the thought of being in a threesome [[Squick|squicks]] her out, and so she goes after ZIM -- um, she leaves for Earth to be with her [[Relationship Sue|one true love]]. She infiltrates skool. All the boys fall in love with her, including Dib, whom she uses to get to ZIM. She confesses to ZIM and then uses a magical device to turn them both older -- never mind that ZIM is canonically already an adult. Out of nowhere, ZIM lets it slip that [[Character Derailment|he's in love with Tak]]. Maz is unimpressed and sends Nny to [[Die for Our Ship|take care of her]]. With that out of the way, ZIM and MAZ proceed to kiss 56,935,748,302 times and then are married. The fic ends with Dib's death and ZIM and Maz's sending their [[Babies Ever After|annoying offspring]] to the Tallest. The end.
** Comments: Oh dear God, the script format! The [[Beige Prose|lack of description]] and the general strangeness are too much for anyone with brain cells. And it looks sincere...
 
* '''[http://web.archive.org/web/20040211204827/http://soupfiction.net/viewstory.php?sid=1691 It's All Too Much]'''. ([[Mister Seahorse|mpreg]], explicit sex, [[Hurt /Comfort Fic|"Paul in pain"]], suicide attempt)
** Fandom: [[The Beatles]] [[Real Person Fic]]
** Pairings: Paul/Jennifer (an [[Author Avatar]]), implied past Ringo/Jennifer
** Synopsis: After a wild bout of sex that somehow feels unusual to our narrator Jennifer (with Paul pulling out just before climax as an attempt at birth control), Paul becomes seriously ill. A week later (with few details, but we know Paul has not been improving), the doctor determines, hardly believing it himself, that Paul is pregnant because [[You Fail Biology Forever|Jennifer's egg somehow got into him]] -- and no, we do not know how this was determined; what is more, it will be a life-endangering pregnancy because the doctor does ''not'' know where the egg implanted, just that it's in the stomach cavity, likely on a vital organ. Paul is pro-life enough that [[Good Girls Avoid Abortion|he decides to go through with it anyway]], to Jennifer's astonishment. Much pain, [[UST]], and [[Poor Communication Kills|poor communication]] ensues.
** Comments: This [[Fanfic]] has been sought out by people who aren't fans of [[The Beatles]] for its depiction of how not to do mpreg; it is known as the infamous Paul McCartney [[Mary Sue]] [[Mister Seahorse|mpreg]] fic. It is also a [[Hurt /Comfort Fic]], only with almost no comfort for Paul, who is the one doing most of the hurting. It's bad enough (nigh-involuntary screams, tears, passing out cold) that he makes one impulsive suicide attempt. (That he forgets that death by sleeping pills would be bad for the baby may or may not be justified.) Jennifer (the character) is at least part [[Tsundere Sue]] and is quite callous about people other than herself and Paul - and she isn't exactly easy on him. (When Ringo finally learns about the pregnancy and asks who's messed up, Jennifer proposes they have sex to find out. Ringo rejects the idea violently - and Jennifer is ''hurt.'') The pregnancy nearly kills Paul several times over, and he is manhandled several times during it even though it's explicitly said it'll make him worse - sometimes by an angry Jennifer, who should know better. Paul and Jennifer still ''try'' to have sex, and the mood killers aren't directly related to Paul's suffering. The pacing is bad: there is little drama in the dramatic events, and the story is only about twenty pages (and the last one is somewhat anticlimactic). If this can be done competently, it needs more space to be done in. The story also [[You Fail Biology Forever|violates the laws of biology]] more than necessary for mpreg. And we get [[Rouge Angles of Satin]] and [[Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma]]. ''Almost'' [[So Bad It's Good]], though. An [[Old Shame]] for its author.
 
* The '''Jekyll's Children''' series: ''"Jekyll's children,"'' ''"Jekyll's children part two,"'' ''"Torien's Goodbye,"'' and ''"Werewolves part two."'' (Capitalization is the author's.) A send-up (read: [[MST]]) by LadyNorbert is [http://community.livejournal.com/marysues/1737042.html here].
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** Synopsis: Peggy, frustrated with her husband's performance in bed because of his narrow urethra, decides to get some of her friends together and get a little revenge. This revenge involves dick torture and scat. Lots and lots of scat.
** Comments: Horrifically bad. It would normally be funny, but the scene where Lucky tries to widen Hank's urethra is cringe-worthy. Then comes the pooping... This may be the worst ''[[King of the Hill]]'' fanfic imaginable, complete with [[Rouge Angles of Satin|miserable spelling and grammar.]]
*** The sad thing is, if this had been done just a little more competently, then it might have been funny.
*** Anyone else notice that Lucky is referred to as "Mike" in one sentence, and Peggy is called "Jenny" once? Also, the fic switches to a first person POV at odd points near the end; perhaps Bill was invited to watch but, as usual, people ignored him :P. Or perhaps the whole fic is copy-pasted from something else.
*** Also, note the singular review:
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{{quote|"rebecca swanesin si a cuzin of bella swan and she has jsut cum to live in Fourks with bella and chadlee. watch as rebecca chanjes da flowe of tyme and she hepls dose in fourks."
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** Comments: There's absolutely no limit to bad grammar in this story. The storyline doesn't make sense, and the Cullens are all taken out of character. The author plans to continue for around 8 more story arcs.
*** It is an obvious [[Troll Fic]], but an unfunny cookie-cutter one. It does such a horrible job at being a [[Troll Fic]] that it deserves to be in this section.
*** [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6022380/1/Chronicals_of_Rebecca_Swansin_Book_2 ''Crap, There's a sequel.'']
 
 
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* '''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4908090/1/Lucky_Star_Sadness_and_Sorrow Lucky Star Sadness and Sorrow]''' ([[Dark Fic]], Character Death, [[No Punctuation Period]])
** Fandom: ''[[Lucky Star]]''
** Synopsis: This story is a [[Flash Back]] framed by Konata and Minami's funeral. What happened: some nutjob goes on a shooting rampage. He almost kills Yutaka before Konata dives in front of his bullet in a [[Heroic Sacrifice]]. Then Yutaka [[Took a Level Inin Badass|takes a level in badass]] and starts whaling on the killer. Minami tries to pull him away but gets shot herself. Yutaka's sudden courage doesn't resurface. The story ends just after the flashback with the cast crying over Konata and Minami's graves.
** Comments: Sheesh. The [[Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism]] dictated that ''Lucky Star'' [[Dark Fic|dark fics]] were inevitable, but dark fics only work if they have plot and intrigue and provoke some thought other than "BAAAAWWWW Konatas ded!1!!1!118675309". This guy could've done something with Yutaka suddenly mature and strengthened, but nope. In other words, [[They Plotted a Perfectly Good Waste]] ''and'' [[They Wasted a Perfectly Good Plot|Wasted a Perfectly Good Plot]] at the same time. At least this author knows how to [[Beyond the Impossible|break the laws of physics]]. And the [[No Punctuation Period|utter lack of punctuation]] adds insult to injury.
*** Even though this fic has the "Complete" tag on Fanfiction.net, the summary space contains the warning not to read it because it's under construction. The "first chapter" of this "two-chapter" fic says the same in bold allcaps. Exactly what the author intends to add is anyone's guess, but you have been warned.
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