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et me réveiller
moi, j'ai pris un café''
[For a good start
To my little day
And to get me up
I had a coffee]
{{quote|'''Lorelai''': I already had the longest day of my life and oh look, it's only 10! How nice!
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'''Lorelai''': You're sick!
'''Luke''': Yup
'''Lorelai''': You're a sadist, you're a fiend! [Luke comes out with the pot of coffee] You're pretty!
|''[[Gilmore Girls]]'', episode two}}
{{quote|'''Lane''': [referring to coffee given to Lorelai at the diner] I made it extra strong. It should blacken your teeth and rot your stomach.
'''Lorelai''': Bless you.
|''[[Gilmore Girls]]'', season 5 episode 2}}
{{quote|It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
|Popular Usenet Sig }}
{{quote|"Here's a triple-shot in the dark. If that doesn't wake you up, you've been dead for a week."
|'''Dora Bianchi''' (owner of [[Doomy Dooms of Doom|Coffee of Doom]]) ''[[Questionable Content]]''}}
{{quote|''If I can't take
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If I can't take
my coffee break
Something within me dies.
|"Coffee Break", ''[[How to Succeed In Business Without Really Trying]]''}}
{{quote|''I'm trying to cut down on my caffeine consumption
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'Cause I like a cup of coffee when I'm talking on the phone
But it usually gets cold and I need to get another cup of coffee
And its lunch and I have an espresso~''
|'''Jim's Big Ego''', "Stress"}}
{{quote|"One day I realised that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee."|'''Wally''', ''[[Dilbert]]''}}
{{quote|Eastwood: "Why do I drink coffee?"
[[Hollywood Cyborg|Lothar]]: "Hm? What d'ya mean?"
Eastwood: "It's bad for me, it smells horrible, and tastes worse..."
[[Heroic Sociopath|Lothar]]: "Well, if you feel that way about it, just lemme take this cup and-"
Eastwood: "AND IF YOU TRY TO TAKE IT FROM ME I WILL BREAK YOUR ARM."
[[Axe Crazy|Lothar]]: "kay..."|''[[Exterminatus Now]]''}}
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Und wenn jemand mich will laben,
Ach, so schenkt mir Coffee ein!
[Mm! how sweet the coffee tastes,
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Coffee, coffee I must have,
And if someone wishes to give me a treat,
Ah, then pour me out some coffee!]
|'''Johann Sebastian Bach''', ''Schweigt stille, plaudert nicht'' (a.k.a. "The Coffee Cantata")}}
{{quote|"''Blacker than moonless night
Hotter and more bitter than Hell...
That is coffee.''"
{{quote|''"The Navy could probably win a war without coffee but it wouldn't like to try."''
|'''Samuel Eliot Morrison''', Naval historian}}
{{quote|''"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."''|'''Paul Erdős''', attributed.}}
{{quote|'''Amy:''' Coffee is rocket fuel for your mind, Shauna. It's very good for you.
'''Shauna:''' Don't most rockets ''[[Analogy Backfire|explode]]?''
|''[[Bad Machinery]]'', [http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?date{{=}}20110729 July 29, 2011]}}
{{quote|''"How do you take your coffee?''"
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Next it'll be suppositories, sounds like a plan.
But I like to make my coffee, like to brew it up and chug,
And kid myself it's still a drink and not just a drug.
|[[Mitch Benn]], "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}lEtcKh62PKY Caffeine]" }}
{{quote|'''Admiral Chu''': Unnghh... the steward who makes the good coffee is still asleep.
'''Admiral Devereaux''': I'll... jump straight to the summary?
'''Admiral Chu''': This cup from my adjutant is full of something that tastes like caffeine lost a knife-fight to the color brown.
|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', November 17, 2016}}
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