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** Photoplasty [http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_581_17-famous-images-as-seen-from-different-angle_p2/?view=article Famous Images, As Seen From a Different Angle] shows a dozen cats on the side of the room that we don't see in James McNeill Whistler's famous portrait of his mother.
* ''[[(The Customer is) Not Always Right]]'' got these popping up now and then. Like [http://notalwaysright.com/makes-you-wish-you-were-cat-atonic this] or [http://notalwaysright.com/hiss-terical this]. There's [http://notalwaysright.com/hold-breath-crazy-cat-lady no crazy cat lady repellent]. But there is [http://notalwaysright.com/has-no-reservations-with-her-babies crazy dog lady], and [http://notalwaysright.com/her-bark-is-as-bad-as-her-bite another one]. And a [http://notalwaysright.com/not-something-to-horse-around-about crazy horse lady]. And even [http://notalwaysright.com/guess-whos-flapping-to-dinner crazy bird people].
* [https://4archive.org/board/b/thread/594955368/so-im-pretty-sure-that-my-neighbor-just-called-the-cops Geese vs. Cats vs. Eagle] thread on 4chan /b/. Even the cats clearly understood she's crazy.
{{quote|The funny thing is that the cats really don't care for her. She interacts with each of them for maybe a total of 20 minutes across their entire lives before they get mauled to death by geese or eagles.
So she walks around outside talking to these cats going "Hello my babies. How are you today? You are such a pretty little baby" - meanwhile the cats have established a 20 foot buffer zone around her, which they maintain any time she walks closer. They remain close to her, but they fear her. }}
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