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* In ''[[Kyon: Big Damn Hero]]'', Haruhi thinks this of Taniguchi after learning about his ratings. Kyon calling him a 'living perv-wiki' probably didn't help.

* Arnold of ''[[Soulless shell|Soulless Shell]]'' falls for Leif's ruse and says that he'll "never do it again" when threatened with execution for rape, prompting Leif to conclude that he has the evidence necessary to confirm his guilt. He breaks out of prison, and not only is dumb enough to want to kill [[God Mode Sue|Leif]] in revenge, but tries to rape a young girl first, pushing Leif's [[Berserk Button]] and earning him a messy death at the hands of his [[One-Winged Angel]] form. Apparently, he didn't even think to bring the guards he recruited with him, although given how easily Leif dispatches them soon afterward, they wouldn't have done much good.

* In one ''[[Death Note]]'' fan comic [http://kikirini.deviantart.com/art/Kira-Hates-Sues-58694863\], a [[Parody Sue]] girl goes up to Light and lists all her qualifications to be his girlfriend, including being [[Informed Ability|smarter than anyone else at Wammy's House]]. She then asks him to write down her name, and he does... ''in the Death Note''.

* In one ''[[Naruto]]'' fanfic, the Kyuubi released a powerful pheromone when it was sealed that basically made everyone into sex maniacs the moment they hit puberty (extreme horniness is a perfectly acceptable reason to be excused from class and it's considered extremely rude to reject someone if they want to have sex). When he first uses his [[Gender Bender|Sexy no Jutsu]], he's flat out told that turning into a naked woman, especially in public, will get him raped. When he says he'd just change back and laugh, he's warned that his attackers probably won't care what gender he is at that point. Naruto promptly vows to never use it again, [[What an Idiot!|unless it's really funny]].