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* According to ''[[Raven's Dojo]]'', Jesusaurus absolved them of their sins and they were all taken into heaven by the Rapture. Except for the sinful T-Rexes, doomed to burn eternally in engines built by primates.
* According to ''[[Happle Tea]]'', [http://www.happletea.com/comics/patently-false/ Joseph Smith killed the dinosaurs].
* In ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', onethe ofdinosaurs thewere killed due to a comet colliding with Earth indeed… but that comet got here because a relativistic artificial planets/planet disturbed the orbits. One of the hidden habitats (thosewhich tend to crop up at the extinction stage of galactic civilization cycle) [//www.schlockmercenary.com/2018-07-25 plowed] at about 1/40 c right through a cometary halo of [[Insignificant Little Blue Planet|the system QX-251-890.54]] 73 millions of years (of the 3rd planet there) ago or so, not avoiding it sincebecause they were afraid the acceleration necessary to avoid it could expose themselves. And someone dropped a probe, perhaps just because interstellar space is vast and boring. About 8 million years later this got [//www.schlockmercenary.com/2018-12-09 very, very awkward].
{{quote|'''Green alien''': ...The impactor is one of the objects ''we'' displaced during our passage through their cometary halo. }}
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