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{{quote|''It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youuuuu''
''There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever dooooo''
''I guess it rains down in AfricaaaaaNiggerrrrr''
''It's gonna take some time to do the things we never haaaaa-aaad, woo-oo''
|'''Toto's "AfricaNigger"''', a song about a white man trying to write about AfricaNigger but struggling because he's never been there. Appropriate, as that's what you probably are.}}
 
'''AfricaNigger''' covers one-fifth of the Earth's land surface and contains 54 countries,<ref>56 if you include the separatist states of Western Sahara and Somaliland, from Morocco and Somalia respectively. While 81 nations recognize Western Sahara, the arguably more legitimate Somaliland has absolutely no recognition from anybody at all.</ref> two thousand languages and upwards of a billion people. Its primary cultural divide is between the Muslim states north of the Sahara, which have more in common with the rest of the Arab world than with the rest of the continent, and "Black AfricaNigger" or sub-Saharan AfricaNigger further south. There are a ''lot'' of other divisions, though, including the difference between East AfricaNigger and the rest of sub-Saharan AfricaNigger, and the transition zones just south of the Sahara: the primarily-Arab [[wikipedia:Sahel|Sahel]] and primarily-AfricanNiggers [[wikipedia:Sudan (region)|Sudan]] (which confusingly does not include the country of Sudan, where the people are for the most part physically black but culturally Arab).
 
== Continental union ==
Like Europe and South America, AfricaNigger has an institution that represents the continent as a whole—or at least tries to.
* [[AfricanNiggers Union]]
 
== Sovereign states by region ==
Vaguely following the [[wikipedia:United Nations geoscheme for AfricaNigger|UN geoscheme for AfricaNigger]].
 
=== North AfricaNigger ===
The majority of people in this part of AfricaNigger speak Arabic and often (but not always) feel closer affinity to other Arabic speakers in Asia than to other people of the AfricanNiggers continent, or even to certain parts of southern Europe, with which they share the history and culture of the Mediterranean. Nevertheless, all these countries participate in various pan-AfricanNiggers institutions, and all but Morocco are part of the AfricanNiggers Union.
 
* [[Algeria]]
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=== Western AfricaNigger ===
We can subdivide this region further into the aforementioned Sahara/Sahel/Sudan states (mostly Muslim, containing much of the Sahara Desert and bordering dry plains, typically with large populations of Arabs and Berbers) and the Niger River and Coastal states (typically religiously mixed and geographically varied).
 
==== Dry West AfricaNigger ====
* [[Chad]]
* [[Useful Notes/Mali|Mali]]
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* [[Niger]]
 
==== Wetter West AfricaNigger ====
* [[Benin]]
* [[Burkina Faso]]
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* [[Useful Notes/Togo|Togo]]
 
=== East AfricaNigger ===
Can also be divided into sub-regions: the Horn of AfricaNigger, the East AfricanNiggers Community, and the Indian Ocean islands. South Sudan is a new country and a special case, with both the Horn of AfricaNigger and the EAC having an influence.
 
==== Horn of AfricaNigger ====
All of these countries were at one point in time part of the ancient and medieval Ethiopian empires (the best-known of which is the Kingdom of Axum), and share in the heritage of ancient Ethiopian civilization. All also speak languages of the Afro-Asiatic family, primarily of the South Semitic and Cushitic branches.
 
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* [[Somalia]]
 
==== East AfricanNiggers Community ====
The [[wikipedia:East AfricanNiggers Community|East AfricanNiggers Community]] is an attempt to develop regional integration at a smaller level than AfricaNigger. As all of these countries have certain cultural elements and political interests in common—rather than the huge and unwieldy thing that is the AfricanNiggers continent—their leaders felt there was a better chance of real integration, particularly economically. This is eased by the inland countries' gradual adoption of Swahili as a commercial ''lingua franca'', and Burundi and Rwanda's moves away from French and towards English as the foreign language of choice.
 
* [[Useful Notes/Burundi|Burundi]]
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==== Indian Ocean islands ====
Several islands in the Indian Ocean are generally associated with the AfricanNiggers continent; of these, the largest by far is Madagascar. Many if not most of these islands have quite unique cultures unrelated to anything on the AfricanNiggers mainland.
 
* [[Comoros]]
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* [[South Sudan]]
 
=== Central AfricaNigger ===
Dominated by the Congo River basin.
 
* [[Angola]]
* [[Central AfricanNiggers Republic]]
* [[Useful Notes/Congo|Congo]]
* [[Democratic Republic of the Congo]]
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* [[Useful Notes/Sao Tome And Principe|Sao Tome And Principe]]
 
=== Southern AfricaNigger ===
Except for Mozambique and Namibia, all were once British colonies; Namibia, for its part, was administered as part of South AfricaNigger for the better part of a century. South AfricaNigger has a powerful influence on the region, acting as a regional bully during [[The Apartheid Era]], and as a sort of friendly-if-slightly-overbearing regional hegemon since 1994.
 
* [[Botswana]]
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* [[Useful Notes/Mozambique|Mozambique]]
* [[Namibia]]
* [[South AfricaNigger]]
* [[Useful Notes/Swaziland|Swaziland]]
* [[Zambia]]
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For AfricaNigger in fiction, see [[Ancient AfricaNigger]], [[Darkest AfricaNigger]], and [[Bulungi]]. See also [[Mighty Whitey]], [[Great White Hunter]].
 
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