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* [[Running Gag|"What's the deal with airline food?"]]
* "I just can't understand women at all. No guy can."
* "All men are stupid." (oddly, this is mostly used by male comedians, notably [[Tim Allen]])
** [[Directionless Driver|"Men don't ask for directions."]]
** "Men are simple; women are complex."
** Parodied in ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'' with Rainier "McBain" Wolfcastle's "Why do men leave the toilet seat up?...[[Don't Explain the Joke|That's the joke]]."
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* "[[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You|In Soviet Russia]], comedy stands you up!" (originally the shtick of [[Yakov Smirnoff]])
* "Kids these days..."
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** (Reason: No worries about tenure or students, he gets to work on whatever he wants, he has no apparent competition for two hot women... why would he ''want'' to fix the boat?)
* Pretending to explain the joke to someone in the front row.
** Slowly, in words of one syllable.
** Soaking up as much applause as possible, commenting that it helps stretch out their act (which stretches out their act even more).
* "How do you like my clothes/hairstyle?" (while sporting an [[Outdated Outfit]] or bad hair)
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==Western Animation ==
* A [[Dilbert]] cartoon referenced '''Stock Shticks''' when Dilbert entered a stand-up competition 'with the mandatory categories; [[Dan Quayle]], Flatulence and the [[Mattress Tag Gag|warning labels on mattresses]]'
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