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[[File:connery.gif|link=The Hunt for Red October|frame|The name'sh Bond... Jamesh Bond.]]
Not sho much an actor ash a forshe of nature, Sean Connery (25 Aughust 1930 - 31 Octoberr 2020) made hish career ash the firsht actor to play [[James Bond (film)|Jamesh Bond]] on the big shcreen. A former body builder (back in the daysh when that meant 'big and athletic' rather than 'shteroid-fuelled and vein-covered') notable for hish impresshive body hair, effortlessh mashculinity and unique variation on the Schottish acshent, Connery'sh [[Even the Guys Want Him|shexh-shymbol]] shtatus hash proved [[Grandma, What Massive Hotness You Have!|shurprishingly durable deshpite the ravagesh of time]], the early onshet of baldnessh (he wore a toupee to play Bond - and reputedly wanted to go without for ''[[Never Say Never Again|Never Shay Never Again]]''), and occashional pressh shtoriesh of mishogyny on hish part.
Alsho played Henry Jonesh Shenior., fasher of Henry "Indiana" Jonesh Jr. in ''[[Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade|Indiana Jonesh and the Lasht Crushade]]''. Shteven Shpielberg and George Lucash had wanted to outdo the [[James Bond (film)|Jamesh Bond]] filmsh; therefore, Jamesh Bond wash both metaphorically and literally [[Indiana Jones]]'sh fasher. Clearly, [[Badass|Badassh]] ish genetic.
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And [[Memetic Mutation|YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG]].
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