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* Used in the ''[[Static Shock]]'' episode "The Big Leagues", when Static apprehends Ferret:
{{quote|'''Static''': Let's see, so far I have you down for robbery, vandalism, and excessive cruelty to produce. }}
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* ''[[Garfield and Friends]]'' did this a few times, especially in the [[U.S. Acres]] shorts. Usually, the last thing mentioned was the lineup/schedule of a rival TV network (the show aired on CBS).
{{quote|'''Roy:''' Wade's confessing his crimes.
'''Orson:''' What crimes?
'''Roy:''' So far, the sinking of the Titanic, the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, the Spanish American War, and last season's NBC fall schuedule. }}
:** Garfield also made a few pointed comments in "The Garfield Crime Files: Canine Conspiracy" about acts that should be considered criminal.
{{quote|'''Garfield:''' Like Benny "The Celery Stalk" Burlap, wanted for embezzlement, armed robbery, and buying a leisure suit after 1971.
'''Garfield:''' Or Sam "The Spatula" Schmidlap, wanted for gambling, smuggling, and having one of those "Baby on Board" signs in his car windows. }}
:** And again, in "Arbuckle the Invincible":
{{quote|'''Garfield:''' Don't ever ask anyone to hit you over the head with a baseball bat.
'''Garfield:''' Don't ever ask anyone to drop a ten-ton safe on you.
'''Garfield:''' And especially don't ever sign a contract with an agent who dresses like that. That's ''really'' dangerous. }}
* ''[[The Fairly OddParents]]''
** In
** Also in "Emotion Commotion", Timmy had to dive through a lagoon with jagged rocks, alligators, piranhas, a whirlpool, a tornado and one really angry tourist.
{{quote|'''Tourist''': The service here stinks.}}
:** Also, in ""Channel Chasers", Mr. Turner scolds his son;
{{quote|'''Mr. Turner''': You dented a 747, destroyed Mr. Joel's glass house, and worse, Dinkleberg won my plaque!}}
:** Also in "Where's Wanda?", Timmy fishes up his dad, who wants to be a suspect. The end is taken literally. He stole cable, he ripped the tags off of mattresses, and he jaywalked.
* ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]'': The Genie is giving his master (Aladdin) some tips on wooing Princess Jasmine.
{{quote|'''Aladdin''': Jasmine, I think you are...
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** Also from the animated series
{{quote|'''Genie''': ''(Pretending to be a pirate)'' If she dares cross our path we'll keelhaul her! We'll lash her to the mizzenmast! We'll...make fun of her hairdo.}}
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** After Ladybird is put on the state's vicious-dogs list:
{{quote|'''Dale''': I, too, am on more lists than I care to mention... the CIA, the FBI, L.L. Bean... }}
:** When Hank finds out about his birth place in "Yankee Hankie", Hank tells his father Cotton:
{{quote|'''Hank:''' Dad, it's your fault I was born in New York, that I can't drive my truck anymore, and that I tried a bagel and actually liked it!}}
* In ''[[Hey Arnold!]]''
** On the night before Arnold's Grandpa enters a big race.
{{quote|'''Grandpa''': I could drop dead in that heat, or those [[Everything's Even Worse with Sharks|maneating sharks]] could get me or my deoderant could give out.}}
:** In the episode where they go to the aquarium plays with this. The security guard rattles of a list such as no video cameras, no tapping on the glass, no feeding the fish, no diving in the shark tank, no smoking, no knives, no guns, no plastic explosives, but his most important rule is no skateboarding.
* On an episode of ''[[Rugrats]]'' when Angelica described the end of the world.
{{quote|'''Angelica''': [[Funny Aneurysm Moment|Mountains crumbled, rivers overflowed, and finally, all the TV shows were cancelled]].}}
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* From ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]'':
{{quote|'''Robotnik''': You lost my rocket ship, you let the hedgehog foil my plans again, and NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE BILL!}}
{{quote|'''Robotnik''': He ruins my schemes! He escapes my traps! He helps ''nice'' people!}}
* ''[[Jimmy Two-Shoes]]'', on [[Wicked Weasel|Weavils]].
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* From ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'':
{{quote|'''Irving''': This is from the time you built that rollercoaster, and this is from the time you raced those chariots, and this is from the time you ate that soup.}}
{{quote|'''Phineas:''' Laser gun, magnet ray, cup holder...}}
:* From ''The Good, The Bad, and The [[Huckleberry Hound]]'':
{{quote|'''Judge''': Stinky Dalton you've been charged with assault, train robbery, cattle rustling, and worst of all forgetting Mother's Day! (jury gasps)}}
* ''[[Moral Orel]]'' does this a lot on earlier episodes. Before the show changed formats, Orel would typically misinterpret some moral lesson and end up doing something horrible. At the end of the episode, Orel is always given a stern lecture... about something incredibly minor. For example- Orel resurrects the dead using the Necronomicon; he gets in trouble because all the dead are now naked, and nudity is immoral. Another time- Orel gets addicted to crack; he gets in trouble because "crack is a gateway to using slang."
* ''The [[Little Lulu]] Show'' episode, "Prisoner Exchange", had Tubby's [[Criminal Doppelganger]], Marty the Midget, who is wanted for burglary, kidnapping, grand theft auto, and worst of all, not looking both ways before crossing the street.
* From ''[[Bionicle]]'':
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