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* Pate Biscuit from ''[[The Big Gig]]''
* The ''Happy Smile Patrol'' sketch from ''[[Saturday Night Live|SNL]]''. [https://web.archive.org/web/20130923191233/http://snltranscripts.jt.org/98/98qhappy.phtml Read a transcript here.] It's ''guaranteed'' to make you laugh and gasp with horror simultaneously.
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* From Finnish sketch comedy, there's the legendary "Nasse-setä" who is chronically hung over, and irritated at the anatomically incorrect drawings kids send him, taking offense at exceptionally large nose holes and lack of an actual nose in one of them and coming to the conclusion that the kid who drew it is a lazy slob who doesn't bother to draw any noses, let alone blow them because "you can't possibly blow a nose like this neatly!". His [[Catch Phrase]] was "Nasse-setä on harvinaisen vihainen!" [Uncle-Nasse is exceptionally angry!].
** Then there was Touko-Pouko from ''Studio Julmahuvi'', the [[Show Within a Show|Show Within A Shows]] [[Butt Monkey]] children's host with a severe case of lazy eye, hair resembling a clown's wig minus the silly colors and a deeply disturbed personality. In his segments he might be dressed as Tarzan, an indian, riot police, a ninja or an astronaut. His idea of a good home activity might also be making a soul out of barbed wire and silly putty and comment how "we all have one inside of us, a misshapen ugly lump like this".
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* Equally supposedly, one of the people on ''[[Bananas in Pajamas]]'' was replaced after drunken brawling. This detail often appears in these stories, probably because you ''can'' replace an actor in a suit more easily than another kind of host.
* You don't even want to hear some of the stories that went about involving Jimmy Savile, host (among other things) of 80's UK children's programme ''Jim'll Fix It''. Suffice to say that they involve a supposed stint working in the mortuary at a children's hospital (he was actually a porter at Broadmoor secure hospital), and leave people to work it out from there...
* Might better fit in [[Real Life]], but [https://web.archive.org/web/20131212092446/http://skippyslist.com/2010/08/13/horrible-things-in-my-head/ this] blog post, suggesting that the Wiggles have plumbed the depths of sexual depravity as no man has since Mick Jagger was mummified.
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